The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

**2dumb2kwit** · 03-09-2010, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

The numbers just don't add up. In order for a viable breeding population to exist in the U.S. there would have to be a LOT of 'em. They would have been hit by cars or have been shot long before now. There's hardly any area that doesn't lay claim to some type of animal. The Jersey Devil, The Big Muddy Monster, et. al.

It's my professional opinion that each of the entities exist in a separate physical plane and can only be seen when your mind is generously lubricated with grain alcohol. This special lubrication allows these "animals" to slip into the current plane just long enough for a confirmed "Holy sh*t!", a "No sh*t, I seen it." or a "What the sh*t is that?!". These utterances have led researchers to speculate that feces may be necessary to use along with grain alcohol but no definitive studies have been undertaken to confirm that hypothesis.

So, for Ken to exist......does that mean that there is a breeding population of Kens, out there?

**Ken** · 03-09-2010, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

So, for Ken to exist......does that mean that there is a breeding population of Kens, out there?

Here's 2dumb, folks. He's beggin' for ANOTHER intellectual whoopin' from Ken.

**2dumb2kwit** · 03-09-2010, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Here's 2dumb, folks. He's beggin' for ANOTHER intellectual whoopin' from Ken.

Another???
I don't remember getting a first one. Maybe you could point it out, for me.

**Ken** · 03-09-2010, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

LOL...I'd have paid good money, to see that!

I would have paid BIGGER money if I could have landed on your head.

**Ken** · 03-09-2010, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Another???
I don't remember getting a first one. Maybe you could point it out, for me.

How could you remember, 2dumb? You don't have the necessary "resources." Memory and brain capacity tend to be related.

**2dumb2kwit** · 03-09-2010, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

I would have paid BIGGER money if I could have landed on your head.

Why? Isn't your own head up your arse, enough?

**Ken** · 03-09-2010, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Why? Isn't your own head up your arse, enough?

I was thinking more in terms of the fact that yours is filled with air to better cushion a fall.

**2dumb2kwit** · 03-09-2010, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

I was thinking more in terms of the fact that yours is filled with air to better cushion a fall.

Ohhhhh....so it would be easier on your dingleberryitus.

**BENESSE** · 03-10-2010, 08:37 AM

Thanks guys, for helping me relive third grade.

Now all we need is some fart noises to complete the experience.

**crashdive123** · 03-10-2010, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Thanks guys, for helping me relive third grade.

Now all we need is some fart noises to complete the experience.

Here ya go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZU_NZRfjA

**Ken** · 03-10-2010, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Thanks guys, for helping me relive third grade.

The best 4 years of your life, weren't they?

**BENESSE** · 03-10-2010, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by Ken

The best 4 years of your life, weren't they?

But for you it's Groundhog Day every day.

**Ken** · 03-11-2010, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Boker

http://reloadbench.com/pdf.html

For those that are too cheap to buy preprinted.

Although, with the price of printer ink, might be better to print off at work....

Thanks! Now I can cancel that order for 1,000 copies of 2dumb's avatar.

**Ken** · 03-11-2010, 06:30 PM

Oh crap, does this "legitimize" 2dumb's membership here?

*Grumble* I guess this is just something else I'll have to tolerate.........

Thanks for serving, 2dumb!

(Nell, 2dumb was a GREAT choice!

Just please don't tell that MORON I said so, okay?

)

**2dumb2kwit** · 03-11-2010, 06:35 PM

Thanks.....It's an honor, to be chosen.
The first thing I though of, was that maybe we can all chip in, and send Ken a clue!

LOL

**crashdive123** · 03-11-2010, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Oh crap, does this "legitimize" 2dumb's membership here?

*Grumble* I guess this is just something else I'll have to tolerate.........

Thanks for serving, 2dumb!

(Nell, 2dumb was a GREAT choice!

Just please don't tell that MORON I said so, okay?

)

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Thanks.....It's an honor, to be chosen.
The first thing I though of, was that maybe we can all chip in, and send Ken a clue!

LOL

I figured it wouldn't take.

**Rick** · 03-11-2010, 08:52 PM

It's like trying to stick to North poles of a magnet together. Can't be done.

**2dumb2kwit** · 03-12-2010, 09:37 PM

08:33 PM Ken+ Creating Thread
General Chat

Well, it's about time you showed up!
The short bus running late, tonight?

**erunkiswldrnssurvival** · 03-12-2010, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Gee, Crash, I appreciate that. The only question I have is what to do when 2dumb starts up in yet ANOTHER thread.

You know how he always goes off topic and hijacks a thread as soon as he logs-in, and immediately begins posting dumb things about me in every thread, right? He can be sooooo disruptive to the forum.

As you know, I always try to ignore him and stay on-topic myself, but it's hard. Really hard. So, should I just ignore him when he goes off topic? Like his family and acquaintances do?

Maybe it would just be easier if you BANNED HIM………….

that old pistola (with the barrel that points backward) didnt work , when 2d2k pulled the trigger , he missed.