Strange Survival Food

[Tony uk]

http://www.foodreserves.com/survival-kit.html

There called Survival Tabs if i am reading it right, the look like large vitamin tablets to me and not of much use in the bush, They say you should take around 12 a day, BUT.... It costs $24.75 i beleve for one bottle which supposedly is 15 days of food.

Have any of you ever heard of things like this, the look rubbish to me to be frank but maby im just a bit carefull with what i chose to go into the bush with.

[Rick]

I think that's really Soylent Green isn't it?

[trax]

avoid the vitamins, go with the scurvy

[Tony uk]

I think that's really Soylent Green isn't it?

I wouldnt know mate

avoid the vitamins, go with the scurvy

Mans-Disease

[Rick]

Doesn't ANYONE know what Soylent Green is? Jeepers, what's the world coming to?

[Tony uk]

Doesn't ANYONE know what Soylent Green is? Jeepers, what's the world coming to?

Its a type of ration like Soylent Red, Basicaly concentrated vegitabels

Ive never had it but it looks like it

[Rick]

It's a move. 1973. Charleton Heston. Green pills made out of people. Sheeeeesssshhhh.

[nell67]

I have heard of the movie Rick,but I never watched it.

[Tony uk]

It's a move. 1973. Charleton Heston. Green pills made out of people. Sheeeeesssshhhh.

YUM !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Last Mohican]

I hate it when the fingernails get stuck in my teeth.

[Sarge47]

Whatsa matta you? You never heard of recylcling? Oy!

[Tony uk]

Whatsa matta you? You never heard of recylcling? Oy!

I mush up litttle soaps to make big soap bar, Me recycle losta stuffy

[Smok]

Tony ...They are more for sea survival kits. Right?

[Tony uk]

Tony ...They are more for sea survival kits. Right?

Wouldnt know mate, never had to make a sea survival kit.

[Sarge47]

Wouldnt know mate, never had to make a sea survival kit.

...You live on a bloody island, mate!

[Tony uk]

...You live on a bloody island, mate!

Yep but i take a plane, My A** will be dead before i need one

[Rick]

You know, Smok, I googled those things and every site seems to use a similar write up. I don't know that it's JUST sea survival kits. I did find one site that talked about eating the pills to loose weight. You use 5-6 tablets in place of your dinner meal.

I suppose the theory is you could take them into the wilderness and survive on them. You could...I wouldn't.

[Last Mohican]

Cattails and tree bark for me.

[Last Mohican]

Actually, I always keep potted meat, canned raviolli, vienna sausages, and hardtack in my pack at all times.

[canid]

nice. potted meat, though dubious in origin, is loaded with fat and protein. it's also got a lot of salt in it, so it's not the best idea if you are rationing water. vienna sausages are problably similar, except that they don't seem to have so much salt. summer sausage\peperoni is also a great one, plus you can use it in a pinch as a fire starting material

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