Midwives ??

[nell67]

I think Rick needs a mid-husband to help him out with some of these issues..child birth, injured fingers...

please tell me you are NOT volunteering!

[trax]

oh hell no, I'm still dazed and in wonderment over the courage he showed throughout the whole injured finger trauma. I have one thing to say to any woman about to go into labor, "get back to me when you're all done and let me know how that worked out for ya"

[nell67]

you guys are too affraid of one of the most natural things we do.....

[Rick]

Exactly! You....YOU do. Not me.

[nell67]

Good grief,I dont know about you guys....

[trax]

Good grief,I dont know about you guys....

Right again! and we don't know about...having babies! Nature continues to unfold herself in perfect order for all of our well-being! Accept it woman, it's like the seasons and the tides, it's the way things are supposed to be.

[nell67]

Been through it three times,I think I have accepted it,LMAO!

[trax]

You see? and neither Rick nor I were...(wait a minute..Rick, you weren't there right?) Anyway...you got my point now.

[Rick]

See, the Great Spirit said, "Ube the pitcher and she be the catcher." He was a great baseball fan even in those days. "There will come a day in which you will have pitched and she will have caught but she must return the ball."

Now, I should point out that the seventh inning stretch was also created by the "Great Spirit" for the man to secure refreshments and otherwise, well, stretch, while the ball is being returned. Then he can come back and admire what a wonderful ball he now has. It works for me.

[nell67]

I could explain it all to you from my point of veiw,but I dont think you guys could handle it,its NOT as bad as most women let on,LOL I had all three of mine in less than 12 hours total,piece of cake

[Rick]

That's an average of like 4 hours per ball...I mean kid. Someone get me a stop watch.

[nell67]

2 hours 36 minutes for the first
1 hour 28 minutes for the second
and 7 hours 20 minutes for the third he was a little slow,still piece of cake

[trax]

That's an average of like 4 hours per ball...I mean kid. Someone get me a stop watch.

LMAO, someone get you a "stop typing" Great Spirit's a baseball fan huh? That why he named his kid Haysoos?

[Rick]

Two NFL quarters.
One NFL quarter.
A double header. cool.

[nell67]

Two NFL quarters.
One NFL quarter.
A double header. cool.

So thats the meaning of life to you ,eh, Rick?? All broken down into sports periods....,.

[trax]

2 hours 36 minutes for the first
1 hour 28 minutes for the second
and 7 hours 20 minutes for the third he was a little slow,still piece of cake

Sooo....let me get this straight....the entire event is timed? Then the results are weighed and measured, this isn't going to show up as an Olympic event is it?

[nell67]

Oh yea it's timed alright,but I am not competing any more LOL!!!!

[Rick]

Life has no meaning. It is the difference between existing and being. (slap. slap). I think I'm moving in the those little pygmies down there in New Guinea.

[nell67]

I'm thinking you ARE one of those little pygmies from New Guiena

[trax]

ahem...as opposed to the BIG pygmies down in New Guinea? or did the Big pygmies all elect to stay in Old Guinea?