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  1. 02-23-2010, 07:01 PM #161
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    There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2
    masked men waiting for him. Who were they.
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  2. 02-23-2010, 07:10 PM #162
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    Right handed batter at a night ball game. I would have thought that his team mates would have greeted him in addition to the umpire and catcher of the opposing team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Right handed batter at a night ball game. I would have thought that his team mates would have greeted him in addition to the umpire and catcher of the opposing team.
    Well , The answer didnt mention anything about him being right or left handed, but you are correct,,
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    A woman shoots her husband.
    Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
    Finally, she hangs him.
    But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
    How can this be?
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    If he was left handed and started to run straight forward, he would have run to third base.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Case View Post
    A woman shoots her husband.
    Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
    Finally, she hangs him.
    But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
    How can this be?
    She's a photographer.
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  7. 02-23-2010, 07:27 PM #167
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    Damn It Damn It Damn It ,,
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  8. 02-23-2010, 08:51 PM #168
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    What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
    Wind???
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  10. 02-23-2010, 08:54 PM #170
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    Uh, Yea...no. Not wind.
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    Oah Oah Oah, I know this one..............Water!
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    (big sigh). No. Not water. Not fire. Not Rain. Not earth. Not Earth Wind and Fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    (big sigh). No. Not water. Not fire. Not Rain. Not earth. Not Earth Wind and Fire.
    Maybe the answer will dawn on someone before lights-out time.
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  14. 02-23-2010, 09:16 PM #174
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    There you go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    (big sigh). No. Not water. Not fire. Not Rain. Not earth. Not Earth Wind and Fire.
    Do you remember.....
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    http://www.sunrisesunset.com/custom_srss_calendar.asp
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    What's the meaning of ignorance and indifference?
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    Are you kidding? I even remember...

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    But what if 2D breaks'wind, and to his surprise it falls on the floor........
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    Ignorance is not knowing the dog bites. Indifference is knowing the dog bites but not telling your buddy.
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