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    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"


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    its salad, dinner , fish, desert ?
    I Wonder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by welderguy View Post
    its salad, dinner , fish, desert ?
    How would I know? This is a Wilderness Forum, dammit! I only use a spork.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    How would I know? This is a Wilderness Forum, dammit! I only use a spork.
    And 2dumb only uses a foon, so don't ask him either.
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    I didn't think either one of you were allowed to use anything sharp or pointy!
    1. If it's in your kit and you don't know how to use it....It's useless.
    2. If you can't reach your kit when you need it....Its useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    How would I know? This is a Wilderness Forum, dammit! I only use a spork.
    LMAO, I looked it up I was wrong its its fish, dinner, salad, dessert
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    Quote Originally Posted by klkak View Post
    I didn't think either one of you were allowed to use anything sharp or pointy!
    Shouldn't you be out wrecking a snow machine right about now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by klkak View Post
    I didn't think either one of you were allowed to use anything sharp or pointy!
    Thats why I had to use crayons in High school, always wondered about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by welderguy View Post
    Thats why I had to use crayons in High school, always wondered about that.
    Felt tipped markers here. They wouldn't let me use the crayon sharpener on the bottom of the Crayola box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Felt tipped markers here. They wouldn't let me use the crayon sharpener on the bottom of the Crayola box.

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    How is that fair my box never had a shapener, and you got markers , well thats ok cause the crayons tasted better than a marker anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Would those be #2, #4, or #11?

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    Take everything that goes on 5, 6, 12, 13, and 14 and combine them on 6. Send 15 back and have them bring you a beer. Tuck 1 in your collar and use 10 to shovel the grub down and wash down with beer.

    Every once in a while look around the room and chuckle at them uptight dudes that can't even figure out how to eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by welderguy View Post
    How is that fair my box never had a shapener, and you got markers , well thats ok cause the crayons tasted better than a marker anyway.
    Let's not talk about 4th graders sniffing markers, okay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Batch View Post
    Take everything that goes on 5, 6, 12, 13, and 14 and combine them on 6. Send 15 back and have them bring you a beer. Tuck 1 in your collar and use 10 to shovel the grub down and wash down with beer.

    Every once in a while look around the room and chuckle at them uptight dudes that can't even figure out how to eat.
    I eat fried chicken, ribs, sandwiches, french fries, popcorn, and even bacon (which CAN'T be properly eaten with a fork if crisp) with my hands. Same with pretzels, cookies, ..........

    So wadda' I even need 10 for?
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    Don't know about salad forks, I have a fear of salads.
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Let's not talk about 4th graders sniffing markers, okay?
    Ken was 4th grade a bad year for you.
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    You all know we should be apologizing to the OP cause this thread got HIJACKED BAD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    I eat fried chicken, ribs, sandwiches, french fries, popcorn, and even bacon (which CAN'T be properly eaten with a fork if crisp) with my hands. Same with pretzels, cookies, ..........

    So wadda' I even need 10 for?

    Ken, you are correct that bacon can not be eaten with a fork properly. But, if you pick up the bacon and crumble it on to 10. Which by the way is technically referred to as a big a$$ spoon. You will find that as you use the spoon to scoop the crumbled bacon toward your mouth, if you will just extend your pinky finger, that you are eating it all proper and stuff.

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    Appologize for what? We don't even know who he is. He could be a figment of our magination.....or something.
    1. If it's in your kit and you don't know how to use it....It's useless.
    2. If you can't reach your kit when you need it....Its useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by welderguy View Post
    Ken was 4th grade a bad year for you.
    Yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by welderguy View Post
    You all know we should be apologizing to the OP cause this thread got HIJACKED BAD.
    Well, didn't he say.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batch View Post
    Ken, you are correct that bacon can not be eaten with a fork properly. But, if you pick up the bacon and crumble it on to 10. Which by the way is technically referred to as a big a$$ spoon. You will find that as you use the spoon to scoop the crumbled bacon toward your mouth, if you will just extend your pinky finger, that you are eating it all proper and stuff.
    Can I be "all proper and stuff" if I still fart and burp at the same time I eat the bacon?
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