The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[Ken]

Another one of my favorites, is Tony Chachere's Jambalya mix. Just add water and a half a pound of smoked sausage, and it's some kind of good. It wouldn't be as good without the sausage, but it would be better than plain rice....by a long shot!

This is my favorite sausage for this recipe!

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Now there's a surprise, 2dumb.

[2dumb2kwit]

Well lets see.....I bought 6 packages of infant diapers, an odor eater diaper pail, a glider rocker, a few more bottles and some baby clothes. Also packed two overnight bags and put them in the Jeep. Can anyone guess what I'm preparing for?

Ken's coming to visit?

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken.....I figured I'd put this here, so crash won't have to move it. LOL

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

[Ken]

Will you be visiting 2D2K........as long as your in the area.....??????

Hell, yeah! I've gotta' practice using my snow shovel, and I'd hate to see 2dumb shovelling all by himself.........

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[2dumb2kwit]

It took me over 50 years, but I just figured it out!

It's not the snow that I hate, it's the cold!

If the temperatures were in the 90's, I wouldn't mind a couple of feet of snow. Maybe I should call Al Gore.........

Well....I never accused you of being terribly bright.

[Ken]

Well....I never accused you of being terribly bright.

Well, then. Shovel your own driveway, ALONE, 2dumb!

[2dumb2kwit]

Well, then. Shovel your own driveway, ALONE, 2dumb!

Read the Weather thread, moron. I don't have any snow in my driveway!

.. but if you're on your way...how about swing by 7-11, and pick me up a cup of coffee.

[Ken]

Well, there's the key! Now that they have un-plugged you, you are carrying a lighter load of......well, you know. LOL

OK, OK,....good for you. I'm glad to hear that you're doing well.

Now, back to the abuse!

Ya' still don't get it, do ya'? The problem was a bit higher up than that.

And from what you tell me, you've probably found every pound that I've lost, you fat %astard!

Now - what kinda' abuse would you like?

[2dumb2kwit]

Ya' still don't get it, do ya'? The problem was a bit higher up than that.

That's my point! You must have been backed waaaaaay up!

[Ken]

Read the Weather thread, moron. I don't have any snow in my driveway!

.. but if you're on your way...how about swing by 7-11, and pick me up a cup of coffee.

I see. So, in other words, and in your case......... "Snow" is to "Driveway" as "Brains" is to "Skull."

I'll stop by the 7-11 down the street from me. You may have to nuke the coffee by the time it arrives!

[2dumb2kwit]

And from what you tell me, you've probably found every pound that I've lost, you fat %astard!

Yeah, Yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6xx-...eature=related

[Ken]

Right, 2dumb?

[Ken]

Right, 2dumb?

[2dumb2kwit]

Right, 2dumb?

Right, 2dumb?

No. 2dumb needed to use the bathroom.

Yeah, dang it....right!
(Sheez...don't even give a guy time to wipe.)

[2dumb2kwit]

I just snow machined over to feed and water the geese. When I got the corral gate open, I nearly wet myself watching 17 twenty pound geese with 5" legs plow through 12" of heavy wet fresh snow, just these heads sticking up. They had fun, and I got a giggle.

Sourdough, sometime around the 5th. of last month, we got about 2 feet of snow here. Among other critters, we have 2 Beagles and a Bassett Hound. I understand.

That's why Ken doesn't live in Alaska. A 4.5 foot snowfall, and Ken would have to use a periscope to get around. (snicker, snicker)

[Ken]

That's why Ken doesn't live in Alaska. A 4.5 foot snowfall, and Ken would have to use a periscope to get around. (snicker, snicker)

2dumb, MY periscope is long enough to get the job done.

Betcha' YOURS ain't.

[Ken]

A couple of times a season. You know how it is. Most snows are 1-3 inches but we do have our moments.

Kinda' like 2dumb, huh? Twice a year and 1-3 inches..........

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Ken.........I'm gettin' kinda hungry. Do you think it's too late to make one of these, for supper???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1IiUAtoNBk

[Ken]

Hey Ken.........I'm gettin' kinda hungry. Do you think it's too late to make one of these, for supper???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1IiUAtoNBk

Hell no! Make one, 2dumb! Bring some over for me, too!

Just a few thoughts.................

1. You tryin' to make me jealous, 2dumb? That's on my diet, and since my metabolism is probably much faster than yours is now, it won't affect me nearly as much as it will you, you fat tub of $hit! Just a small piece for me, though. Say, 1" thick.

2. Use THICK SLAB bacon, not that paper thin "thick-cut" that Charlie Daniels was using. And hold the cheese.

3. Did you notice that Charlie went and stuck that thermometer in the pork and then back in the sheath WITHOUT WASHING IT? How's he gonna' clean it NOW??? Relative of yours, 2dumb?

[2dumb2kwit]

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The drool on his keyboard must be slowing him down.