The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[klkak]

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.

[Ken]

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.

Unfortunately, you're entirely correct, klkak. That's EXACTLY what 2dumb is like. That's why Crash set up this little thread, so 2dumb would be confined to an "isolation ward" where I can keep him under control to the greatest degree possible.

[2dumb2kwit]

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.

Unfortunately, you're entirely correct, klkak. That's EXACTLY what 2dumb is like. That's why Crash set up this little thread, so 2dumb would be confined to an "isolation ward" where I can keep him under control to the greatest degree possible.

It would make my head hurt, to read this thread.

It gets all jumbled up and confusing. Ya see, when crash moves our post here, they line up by time. If Ken and I are throwing jabs, at each other in several threads, they end up here all out of order. You get one post from thread "B", then one from thread"F", then one from thread "A", then 2 more from thread "F"...etc, etc. Not to mention that most aren't nearly as funny, when they are read out of context.

[2dumb2kwit]

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.

Wait....BENESSE isn't your mom...is she??? LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Guys, I understand. Yes I do. I had the same thing happen to me as Rick did, except in my case it was a bull and not a doe. There's a lot of bull around here.........

...and a lot of it seems to be coming from Mass.

[BENESSE]

Wait....BENESSE isn't your mom...is she??? LOL

You back on crack?

[trax]

BENESSE.....that little poster was cruel and uncalled for, we both know 2d thinks before he says something stupid, then he goes ahead and says it anyway!!

[Ken]

Trax? There's gotta' be some thought process involved even when a worm comes out of his hole. Just sayin'.

[klkak]

klkak - Did you read the thread "Praise report for the Mora 2000" in the knife section? If not you should. 2d2k volunteered you for a promotion.

Ken - I'll check it out now. Musta' been posted when I was down for the count.

klkak - I just went to the thread and I'll be damned if 2d2k didn't delete his post. That big chicken.

Ken - Kev, I found it. Crash moved it to the 2d v. Ken thread. I missed the whole thing. Thanks!

klkak - No problem, It's just wrong to kick a guy when he's in a hospital bed.

Ken - Kev, I really don't mind. It just shows how much he missed me. Honestly, after I got out of the hospital, that @sshole called me every other day because he was worried about me. For a guy with the brains of a can of soup, 2dumb's a pretty good guy.

klkak - (Spits mouth full of rum all over monitor).

Hey Ken can I share this conversation we had with 2D2K?

[Ken]

Ya' kinda' let the cat outta' the bag, Kevin. Something about that name - Kevin - my youngest brother's name is Kevin, and he's a piece of work, too.

Well, Kev, you can share it with 2dumb, as long as he doesn't get the impression that I like him - or anything of the kind - anymore than I like a CAN OF SOUP!

[2dumb2kwit]

Just think how good they'd taste after a steady diet of Mixed Nuts packed in Sea Salt! You wouldn't even have to salt the little buggers! & everyone knows how much healthier Sea Salt is for you...just sayin'

That's what I was thinking, Sarge!

Ken has corn fed beef, beat all to heck! LOL

Hey Ken....can you give them just a little garlic, and get them to roll around in a little puddle of E.V. olive oil???

[BENESSE]

BENESSE.....that little poster was cruel and uncalled for, we both know 2d thinks before he says something stupid, then he goes ahead and says it anyway!!

Well tough toenails, mate.
Maybe 2D needs some meds or at least a 2X4 upside the head.

[2dumb2kwit]

Mmmmmm....soup!!!

[BENESSE]

Somebody's drinking heavily on this thread and it ain't me.

[2dumb2kwit]

Well tough toenails, mate.
Maybe 2D needs some meds or at least a 2X4 upside the head.

Somebody's drinking heavily on this thread and it ain't me.

Ohhhhhh, you're just upset, that we pointed out that you are as far out there, as Ken and I. LOL

[BENESSE]

Ohhhhhh, you're just upset, that we pointed out that you are as far out there, as Ken and I. LOL

And how far might that be suga?

[2dumb2kwit]

And how far might that be suga?

Excellent question.
I wish I had an answer. LOL

[BENESSE]

Excellent question.
I wish I had an answer. LOL

Well then, don't start something you can't finish.

[Ken]

Mmmmmm....soup!!!

Want

some

pea

soup,

2dumb?

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[Ken]

I think I saw 2dumb walking in front of me the other day. I snapped this pic with my cell phone!

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