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    Cool You've GOT to be kidding!!!

    Utility Knife Recalled by Dollar Tree Due to Laceration Hazard

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with the firm named below, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed.

    Name of Product: Tool Bench Utility Knife

    Units: About 204,000

    Retailer: Dollar Tree Stores Inc., of Chesapeake, Va.

    Importer: Greenbrier International Inc., of Chesapeake, Va.

    Hazard: The utility knife's blade can slide past the blade support during use, posing a laceration hazard to consumers.

    Incidents/Injuries: Dollar Tree has received one report of a cut/laceration with the utility knife.

    Description: The utility knife is black or gray and measures about 6 inches long and about 1 ¼ inches wide. The package includes an extra blade. "Tool Bench Utility Knife" is printed on the front of the product's packaging. "975942," date code "93" and "UPC 639277759429" are printed on the back of the packaging.

    Sold at: Dollar Tree, Dollar Bill$, Greenbacks and Deal$ stores nationwide from April 2009 through October 2009 for about $1.

    Manufactured in: China

    Remedy: Consumers should immediately stop using the recalled utility knife and return it to the store where purchased for a full refund.

    Consumer Contact: For additional information, contact Dollar Tree Stores at (800) 876-8077 between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. ET Monday through Friday, or visit the firm's Web site at www.dollartree.com

    To see this recall on CPSC's web site including pictures of the recalled product, please go to:
    http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml10/10091.html

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    Matches are probably next. I hear that somebody once started a fire with em.
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    So, some clumsy person cut themselves, then complained about it. So, they think people should spend their time and money on gas to return a knife that cost $1???

    Silly people!

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    My hands are so covered with scars from those things, maybe I can be a poster child for them!!!
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    I sure hope they put a warning label on thongs. I have a picture around here of the problem they cause. Now, where did I put that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    I sure hope they put a waring label on thongs. I have a picture around here of the problem they cause. Now, where did I put that?
    I hope the warning label is huge!!

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    Sheet metal has cut me more than anything so anything metallic will be recalled
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp10 View Post
    I hope the warning label is huge!!
    Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!
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    Cool Yeah, and...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    My hands are so covered with scars from those things, maybe I can be a poster child for them!!!
    I get paper cuts really bad so there go my books, notebook paper, The daily newspaper....
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    while that seems like a no-brainer, and is certainly true of most cheap, plastic bodied utility knives [those who have had to use one know what i'm talking about] it certainly is a needless risk, when it would be easy enough to design a cheap knife that won't slice your fingers off.

    it's not a case of a clumsy person cutting themself, it's a design that causes the back end of the double sided razor to slip throuh the grip and into your fingers.

    anywhooo.... i have a solution: buy a decent utility knife. i did, and i'm poor as heck.
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    Sounds like the warning label on the new snow blower my Brother in law from montana just bought.

    WARNING!!! This product IS NOT intended to use for the removal of snow from your ROOF, doing so can result in injury, or death.

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    i always lug the snow blower up the ladder to my roof...
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    Aparently at least one person did.......


    .....and sued when things did not turn out so well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldsoldier View Post
    Sounds like the warning label on the new snow blower my Brother in law from montana just bought.

    WARNING!!! This product IS NOT intended to use for the removal of snow from your ROOF, doing so can result in injury, or death.

    Ya'think?????
    I better tell my wife!!! She could get hurt!!!
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    Make that two people.
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    Holy Crap!!! No wonder Pal is scared of his wife! LOL
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    Oh ya???? As long as I have 10 plus miles between me and her, I can say anything I want!!!!

    Mmm,, oops, I forgot she is still sleeping just down the hall,, so I will type my comments queitly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    Oh ya???? As long as I have 10 plus miles between me and her, I can say anything I want!!!!

    Mmm,, oops, I forgot she is still sleeping just down the hall,, so I will type my comments queitly
    Just don't start giving away the groceries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Just don't start giving away the groceries.
    I learned my lesson!!! Never again,until next time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    Oh ya???? As long as I have 10 plus miles between me and her, I can say anything I want!!!!

    Mmm,, oops, I forgot she is still sleeping just down the hall,, so I will type my comments queitly
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