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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirlup View Post
    Hmmm...

    If she was planning to make a big batch of egg nog or a lot of oven omlettes you are in trouble....
    Mmmmm,, I really hate the direction your suggestion is heading. If you are correct, I am in big trouble. And Kens services would be of now help
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    I think I will stick with a breakage story, my daughter is the Bakery Manager at the store and I may get "ratted" out (females stick together)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    Mmmmm,, I really hate the direction your suggestion is heading. If you are correct, I am in big trouble. And Kens services would be of now help
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    Too complicated. Now cowgirlup has me worried.
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    If you stay with the truth. You gave it to a needy family. You're golden and no worries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    Too complicated. Now cowgirlup has me worried.
    Relax, Pal. Nobody makes eggnog without bringing home a bottle from the spirits victulator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel View Post
    If you stay with the truth. You gave it to a needy family. You're golden and no worries.
    Ya, thats the ticket!!!! I guess I could leave out the motivation for doing it.

    Mmmm, Ken, that is an avenue we did not consider
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    OK, Does your wife usually go crazy and buy stuff you don't normally eat when a storm approaches?

    Does she do any baking for any church/school/ office type things?

    Ken has a great defense lined up if neither of these apply.

    If not you may be screwed big time.
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    Don't listen to her, Pal. She's EVIL. They all stick together, and she's just trying to get you bagged!
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    You could always run out and buy more..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Relax, Pal. Nobody makes eggnog without bringing home a bottle from the spirits victulator.
    Do a quick search for bourbon and brandy!!!

    But yeah, A good apology and most of the truth will save your butt.

    Definitely leave out the part where you thought she lost her mind by buying all that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirlup View Post
    OK, Does your wife usually go crazy and buy stuff you don't normally eat when a storm approaches? Always

    Does she do any baking for any church/school/ office type things? Always

    Ken has a great defense lined up if neither of these apply.

    If not you may be screwed big time.
    I am going to take Rebels advise and Tell the Truth, well a modified version anyways
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirlup View Post
    Do a quick search for bourbon and brandy!!! Yup, fully stocked
    But yeah, A good apology and most of the truth will save your butt. Oh no!!! Then she will think I did something wrong!!!
    Definitely leave out the part where you thought she lost her mind by buying all that.
    Are you suggesting that I try to recall that text message?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Lawyer: "Is that what happened? You need to be honest with me! "

    Pal: "Well, YEAH! That's what happened! You believe me, don't you?"

    Lawyer: "Of course I do!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    Mmmm, Ken, that is an avenue we did not consider
    I thought you told me the truth the first time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    I thought you told me the truth the first time.
    Not that kind of truth, a truth a wife would believe!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Don't listen to her, Pal. She's EVIL. They all stick together, and she's just trying to get you bagged!
    NopeMy husband used to take and or move things that I had put someplace for a specific reason.

    He got tired of having to fix that little mistake and now he has learned that if I put something someplace that I probably had a reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirlup View Post
    A good apology and most of the truth will save your butt.

    Definitely leave out the part where you thought she lost her mind by buying all that.
    How deceitful! You want the man to LIE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowgirlup View Post
    NopeMy husband used to take and or move things that I had put someplace for a specific reason.

    He got tired of having to fix that little mistake and now he has learned that if I put something someplace that I probably had a reason.
    Well,, after 33 years she has not quite come to terms with the fact that I am almst untrainable
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    Well with this picture we had 21" on an average, I fared very well
    Put them kids to work...
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