Survival Kitty

[sjj]

To be continued

[Sourdough]

What a wimp..........You big sissy.......man-up. Ask yourself, "What would the Redneck Caped Crusader do"........You geriatric wimp.

[Pal334]

Yes Sourdough, it is possible that a person could theorize that my personal relationship with my cat friend has become unhealthy and has put me in touch with my feminine side. In order to put that theory to rest, perhaps you could select your largest and most ferocious goose/geese/gander (whatever you call them) and I could introduce it to my 20 pound carnivorous "survival kitty".

Now who would have thought, From the great north!!! A battle of such an epic scale? Featuring creatures that would drive a grown man to run in terror!

[Rick]

I think a smaller pack would work for the Tabby. Something just large enough to carry garlic powder, some salt and pepper, and a bay leaf or two. I assume you normally carry a reasonably sized pot and utensils so the smaller 'emergency cat lunch pack' would be all that is needed.

[crashdive123]

If you don't carry a pot, a turkey roasting bag would probably fit in with the other items rick suggested.

[Boker]

I think a smaller pack would work for the Tabby. Something just large enough to carry garlic powder, some salt and pepper, and a bay leaf or two. I assume you normally carry a reasonably sized pot and utensils so the smaller 'emergency cat lunch pack' would be all that is needed.

I'm wondering if you could use tinfoil instead of a pot, for roasting purposes.

[Rick]

Sure. You could even improvise with a couple of sticks and make a spit.

[SARKY]

So, last night the cult classic "A Boy and His Dog" was on the tube. You said the kitty was a chick magnet but he "find" women?

[Bladen]

just wondering, what would a cats survival supplies be?

i guess he could carry a lil bit of food but what else?

[hunter63]

My hat is off to you sir, just the idea of getting a cat to do anything that you want him to is surely an accomplishment.

That being said, Sorry, but I can see IT coming, with all the talk about spices, cooking bags, tin foil etc.
Maybe you would want to include a copy of the famous Chinese cook book "101 ways to Wok your Cat".
A billion or so Chinese can't be wrong
Old mountain man saying, "Never name anything you might have to eat one day"

There a lot to be said as far as "walking your groceries", but then again if he a vicious as you say, he might be thinking along the same lines.
Watch your back.

Sorry I couldn't resist, I have had a lot of cats over the years, and for the most part, they have always pretty much taken care of their selves.
I have to admit thgat they were the first true "Lap Tops".

[Bladen]

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[cowgirlup]

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LOL!!!


I think it's great your cat will go on a leash!!!

Muffin the survival cat is impressed but tells me she is not bugging out.

[Rick]

I think she has the right idea. Show her the super protective survival box with the wire bed frame. Explain to her that you'll put an oval bed inside just for her should things get really bad. It has a night light and everything with a way cool warming unit. You can even do a test. Have her get in the bed, sliiiiiiide it inside the super protective survival box, set the way cool warming unit to 375 then turn on the night light in about 2 hours to check on her. Muhahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

[Rick]

When I take him for walks around the neighborhood

Gosh! Do I ever owe you an apology. You said walk and I thought you said wok. My bad all around.

By the way, can't you just toss that cat out the window if there's a fire? I understand they always land on their feet.

[crashdive123]

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[cowgirlup]

[QUOTE

I actually have a cat carrier on my third floor tied to a rope so I can take him with me if I need to escape a fire from the third floor. I also have a year of survival cat food stored along with a special medical kit for my cat which the vet helped me prepare. [/QUOTE]

Great idea on the cat carrier/firs escape plan!
My pets are NOT part of the emergency food supply either!!
LOL

[Rick]

My pets are NOT part of the emergency food supply either!!

Sure, sure. You say that NOW..........

I've started calling my wife's dog Brisket. Neither are too happy with me.

[cowgirlup]

Sure, sure. You say that NOW..........

I've started calling my wife's dog Brisket. Neither are too happy with me.

hehehe

We have one smart cat and one really stupid one.
My husband always tells the stupid one "We're going to eat you first!"

[Ole WV Coot]

I have a cat carrier. I use it if my attack beagle gets bored and can't find anything to chase.

[finallyME]

You know sourdough, sjj said his cat was a "chick magnet". Maybe you should switch the geese for a cat on a leash. Hey, it might help.