O.K. Wolves...

[Ken]

did you demand a paternity test? If the child had an IQ above 12 I think you could have made a case!

Sorry. Even my ex-wife couldn't cause my kids' IQ to go THAT low.

[trax]

Neutered is more like it.........

See the thing is Kenny, you gotta have something to neuter in the first place, and suffering from dickdo the way you do, how would you know?

[Ken]

See the thing is Kenny, you gotta have something to neuter in the first place, and suffering from dickdo the way you do, how would you know?

It's there. I just checked my briefs.

[trax]

Nah, constipated people don't give a s--t...Ken pretends he does.

as usual, just winds up breaking wind....

[BENESSE]

It's there. I just checked my briefs.

You might have just misplaced your fuzzy dice again.

[Ken]

See the thing is Kenny, you gotta have something to neuter in the first place, and suffering from dickdo the way you do, how would you know?

And only people that REALLY LIKE ME call me KENNY. People like my Mom, my Sweetheart, Rick, my bartender..........

[trax]

You might have just misplaced your fuzzy dice again.

That's doubtful Benesse, those fuzzy dice can be pretty big....

[BENESSE]

That's doubtful Benesse, those fuzzy dice can be pretty big....

Per chance to dream?

[Ken]

You might have just misplaced your fuzzy dice again.

Nope. They're still hanging from the rear view mirror in my car. And that other item is still where it belongs, strapped to my leg all the way down to my ankle..........

[Sarge47]

Nope. They're still hanging from the rear view mirror in my car. And that other item is still where it belongs, strapped to my leg all the way down to my ankle..........

Okay gang, he just left himself wide open on that one, go get him!

[BENESSE]

Nope. They're still hanging from the rear view mirror in my car. And that other item is still where it belongs, strapped to my leg all the way down to my ankle..........

Sorry, did your sweetheart put you in traction 'cause you didn't put the potty seat down?

[Ken]

Okay gang, he just left himself wide open on that one, go get him!

Couldn't think of a good comeback yourself, huh, Sarge?

[Sarge47]

Couldn't think of a good comeback yourself, huh, Sarge?

I can't hog all of the action!

[trax]

Sorry, did your sweetheart put you in traction 'cause you didn't put the potty seat down?

Couldn't be cuz of the potty seat, I'm pretty sure he has to sit down to take care of business. Really wondering what he's got strapped all the way down to his ankle though, could just be a really small handgun given that 14"inseam the stumpy little fella has.

[crashdive123]

as usual, just winds up breaking wind....

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[Ken]

Sorry, did your sweetheart put you in traction 'cause you didn't put the potty seat down?

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts COULD have been realized had you been in Newport, R.I., on January 16, 2003. 'Nuff said.

[trax]

wow, I didn't know Crash had actual video clips of Ken.

[BENESSE]

could just be a really small handgun given that 14"inseam the stumpy little fella has.

Or tube socks.

[Ken]

Couldn't be cuz of the potty seat, I'm pretty sure he has to sit down to take care of business. Really wondering what he's got strapped all the way down to his ankle though, could just be a really small handgun given that 14"inseam the stumpy little fella has.

It's a 30" inseam. And most women refer to it as a cannon, not a handgun.

[trax]

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts COULD have been realized had you been in Newport, R.I., on January 16, 2003. 'Nuff said.

Well first off, she probably won't ever speak to your sweetheart because she probably can't lower her speech patterns to the monosyllabic grunts that your sweetheart must be accustomed to hearing. and second how the heck are we supposed to know who was in Newport RI besides you?