Christmas Cookie Recipe

**catfish10101** · 12-09-2009, 06:19 AM

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal

- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be
sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and
drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is
still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
- Turn off the mixer thingy.
- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried fruit.
- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with a dewscriver.
- Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz
a sheet.
- Check the Crown Royal.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas
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**nell67** · 12-09-2009, 07:39 AM

I like this recipe,gonna have to ty it soon!

**crashdive123** · 12-09-2009, 07:41 AM

I don't have all of the ingredients right now, but I do have enough to start sampling. Better get started.

**Rick** · 12-09-2009, 07:42 AM

(Pssst. Crash.......QC......just sayin')

**crashdive123** · 12-09-2009, 07:45 AM

Yeah, but what if he sends the stove that he just washed?

**cowgirlup** · 12-09-2009, 12:00 PM

If I am out of Crown Royal can I substitute Jack Daniels..or Jose Cuervo?

hehehehe

**Winnie** · 12-09-2009, 12:03 PM

Or a nice Remy Martin Brandy?

**nell67** · 12-09-2009, 01:02 PM

I have been (hic) workin' (hicc) on this (hiccup) blasted repice (hiccup,hiccup) all day(hiccup) it's just not (hiccup) workin' for me...

(Hiccu) I think ther (hiccup) is sumthink(hiccup) wrong wiss the rec (hiccup) recipe........

**Ken** · 12-09-2009, 01:10 PM

THIS TRAGIC STORY

Originally Posted by nell67

I have been (hic) workin' (hicc) on this (hiccup) blasted repice (hiccup,hiccup) all day(hiccup) it's just not (hiccup) workin' for me...

(Hiccu) I think ther (hiccup) is sumthink(hiccup) wrong wiss the rec (hiccup) recipe........

is why we have a Quality Control Department!

Imagine poor Nell, slaving away in the Kitchen with no results.

Send your ingredients and recipies to Quality Control! We'll perfect it, and post a foolproof recipe.

And we'll send Nell a batch of perfect Christmas Cookies!

The Quality Control Department. We are your friends!

**nell67** · 12-09-2009, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

THIS TRAGIC STORY

is why we have a Quality Control Department!

Imagine poor Nell, slaving away in the Kitchen with no results.

Send your ingredients and recipies to Quality Control! We'll perfect it, and post a foolproof recipe.

And we'll send Nell a batch of perfect Christmas Cookies!

The Quality Control Department. We are your friends!

I wub (hiccup) my fwiends,maybe I shoulda only tried the Jack (outta Crown) (hiccup) but the Jose queervo was sitting there(hiccup) all lonely so I had to try it too,I think I'm gonna (hiccup) be sick.

**Ken** · 12-09-2009, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by nell67

I wub (hiccup) my fwiends,maybe I shoulda only tried the Jack (outta Crown) (hiccup) but the Jose queervo was sitting there(hiccup) all lonely so I had to try it too,I think I'm gonna (hiccup) be sick.

This is what happens when members post without following the rules.

Everybody! Let's start with the basics! One bottle of each to Crash and me. Will post about further shipments once we test these.

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