Manhunt!

[Rick]

See? Nobody denied it!

Sorry, Ken, we didn't see you. Can you flip the porch light on?

[Winnie]

Oh dear, when I come over next year, I'll make sure QC has some nice English clotted cream fudge for comfort.

[Pal334]

Sorry, Ken, we didn't see you. Can you flip the porch light on?

Ken who? I thought we were going somewhere for target practice and free beer

[Ken]

Sorry, Ken, we didn't see you. Can you flip the porch light on?

Porch lights are on. Front and back. So is the front yard lamp and the 10 flood lights. Laser sight still shows up real clear and bright.

[Ken]

Oh dear, when I come over next year, I'll make sure QC has some nice English clotted cream fudge for comfort.

Yes. *Sniff* That will help me feel loved.

[Ken]

Ken who? I thought we were going somewhere for target practice and free beer

My guess is that every outdoor light in this town is lit at the moment. I know several residences that will extend a proper welcome.

[2dumb2kwit]

Maybe we should call ourselves the Fairly Agile Response Team (FART) since we aren't really very Rapid

OK.....I nearly pee'd on myself, laughing at that one!

[redwoodfox]

Sheesh,, a guy can't have any fun.Heck, I would even share with Glockcop

Just don't bring a highpoint with you...

[Pal334]

Just don't bring a highpoint with you...

Just don't sprinkle salt near that wound

[Ken]

Just don't sprinkle salt near that wound

Yeah. That would be a Lowpoint.

[Pal334]

Yeah. That would be a Lowpoint.

Or a "small point". But I digress

[Ken]

This is pathetic!

Police: Somerset shooting was a hoax


http://www.heraldnews.com/breaking/x...idays-shooting

http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/police-...ting-is-a-hoax

[nell67]

Hmmm,Ken,what's the chance you are gonna take her case?

[Ken]

Hmmm,Ken,what's the chance you are gonna take her case?

I left myself a lot of wiggle room here, Nell.

It's pathetic that they called it a "hoax" - isn't it?

[2dumb2kwit]

Hmmm,Ken,what's the chance you are gonna take her case?

We'll need to look up that address, before answering that. If it's a $20,000 house, probably not. If it's a $2,000,000 "Home".........Maybe.

[crashdive123]

Looks like a nice neighborhood. This home does not appear to have a swimming pool as most of the others on the street do. If she can't afford the pool, she can't afford Ken.

[Ken]

We'll need to look up that address, before answering that. If it's a $20,000 house, probably not. If it's a $2,000,000 "Home".........Maybe.

That house - that neighborhood - today's market........

Figure about $225,000 - $250,000 tops.

Looks like a nice neighborhood. This home does not appear to have a swimming pool as most of the others on the street do. If she can't afford the pool, she can't afford Ken.

However, she's a nurse at Rhode Island Hospital and he's a police detective, which means good salaries and plenty of OT for both. That translates into a combined income of about $200,000 to $225,000 - just about the same amount their house is worth. I'm sure we can work something out.

[trax]

Well Ken I think you should pad the billing a bit more than you usually do to make up for the disappointment you had to suffer from no target practice. (Even though I don't think you would have hit anyone from under your bed, you probably would have put a hole through that laptop)

[Ken]

Well Ken I think you should pad the billing a bit more than you usually do to make up for the disappointment you had to suffer from no target practice. (Even though I don't think you would have hit anyone from under your bed, you probably would have put a hole through that laptop)

You guys just don't understand........... I CAN'T FIT UNDER THE BED!

[crashdive123]

You guys just don't understand........... I CAN'T FIT UNDER THE BED!

Sure you can. Just sit under the bedspread below the top bunk and call it a fort.