The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[2dumb2kwit]

Beo, you should'a used that new toilet paper that just hit the market.......

Yeah....don't forget, Ken......that's you, on the left.

[Ken]

Yeah....don't forget, Ken......that's you, on the left.

Yep. I invented it!

[2dumb2kwit]

Yep. I invented it!

Being an ***, or using papar on a roll, to wipe one?

[Ken]

Being an ***, or using papar on a roll, to wipe one?

Using papAr on a roll to wipe you, 2dumb.

[2dumb2kwit]

Using papAr on a roll to wipe you, 2dumb.

Papar sounds fancier, than paper.
It's kinda like "grey poupon", sounds fancier than "grey poop-on".
(Yeah, that's the story I'm going with!) LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Lithium polymer or Lithium ion lose the least.

That makes sense......Ken loses less friends, when he takes his lithium.

Lithium is used to treat the manic episodes of manic depression. Manic symptoms include hyperactivity, rushed speech, poor judgment, reduced need for sleep, aggression, and anger. It also helps to prevent or lessen the intensity of manic episodes.

[Ken]

I think I'm ready for a turkey sammich!

2dumb, you, and I mean YOU, are what you eat.

Now watch me get kicked off my own thread..........

[Ken]

I knew it. And Crash wasn't even logged-in when I started posting that........

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken,

That sounds like a great size. I have a need for a shorter package that I can easily pack into one of my motorcycle saddlebags.

May I say, that you asked your question wisely.
Any questions, about having a short package, should definitly be directed towards Ken.

[Ken]

May I say, that you asked your question wisely.
Any questions, about having a short package, should definitly be directed towards Ken.

Yeah, but the tent's poles stick out of the stuff sack a bit, too..........

[2dumb2kwit]

I knew it. And Crash wasn't even logged-in when I started posting that........

May I say, that you asked your question wisely.
Any questions, about having a short package, should definitly be directed towards Ken.

I saw him log on, so I figured I'd give him something to do.
(I had forgotten about the "lithium" post.)

[Ken]

(I had forgotten about the "lithium" post.)

Well, they say that lithium makes you forgetful.........

[2dumb2kwit]

Well, they say that lithium makes you forgetful.........

..........Who does?

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang....Ken just disappeared! I bet his mom is still there. I can see it now.....her dragging him by one ear, saying "I told you to leave that computer off, and visit with your family! Now get in there!", while he whimpers..."Awwwwww mom."

[Ken]

Dang....Ken just disappeared! I bet his mom is still there. I can see it now.....her dragging him by one ear, saying "I told you to leave that computer off, and visit with your family! Now get in there!", while he whimpers..."Awwwwww mom."

Well, Mom saw that YOU were logged-in, and she started telling me that no good would ever come from me hanging with the likes of you, and she said you're

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so I just logged off for a while.

[2dumb2kwit]

You should listen to your mother. Arguing with me, like you do, just makes you look like an idiot!

[Ken]

You should listen to your mother. Arguing with me, like you do, just makes you look like an idiot!

Pfffftttt!

[2dumb2kwit]

Great list, Ken.

Obsessive–compulsive disorder
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental disorder characterized by intrusive thoughts that produce anxiety, by repetitive behaviors aimed at reducing anxiety, or by combinations of such thoughts (obsessions) and behaviors (compulsions). The symptoms of this anxiety disorder range from repetitive hand-washing and extensive hoarding to preoccupation with sexual, religious, or aggressive impulses. These symptoms can be alienating and time-consuming, and often cause severe emotional and economic loss. Although the acts of those who have OCD may appear paranoid and come across to others as psychotic, OCD sufferers often recognize their thoughts and subsequent actions as irrational, and they may become further distressed by this realization.

Just sayin'!

[Ken]

The 2dumb Moron Test

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2dumb, I've put together a simple list of questions for you to answer to confirm that you are a moron. Please answer them all honestly.

To begin just click on the button that is the best answer underneath each question.

You have 4 hours to complete this test. READY?... or should I give you time to reread that?

Okay..... GO! (Good Luck!)

First things first, are you HAPPY that you're a moron?

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Is your Mom happy that you are a moron?

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Is being a Moron a genetic trait in your family?

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Is "2dumb2kwit" a noun or an adjective?

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If I were to name a city after you what would it be?

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Are you okay with the fact that everyone here KNOWS you're a Moron?

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2dumb. when you've completed the test, submit your answers to me with a certified check for $100.00 and your scores will be posted within 10 days. Remember, there's a four hour time limit.

[Ken]

Recently observed taped to 2dumb's front door........

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