Can you get comfy with it?

**Boker** · 11-18-2009, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Since you've mentioned it, and quoted yourself twice now, is that in your future plans?

Actually, yeah. That's why I'm nice to Ken.

**owl_girl** · 11-18-2009, 10:10 PM

im saving up so hopefully when it gets that bad i will be in the middle of nowhere and self sufficient. i hope i have enough time though. i have been homeless also so i know i could pull through it.

**rebel** · 11-18-2009, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Boker

Actually, yeah. That's why I'm nice to Ken.

As a guy who used to work at a state prison, you're not going to like it. What's your plan for getting in?

**crashdive123** · 11-18-2009, 10:13 PM

...and if you decide you don't like the landlord, your plan for getting out?

**owl_girl** · 11-18-2009, 10:13 PM

you could always rob a bank so if it fails you still win

**Camp10** · 11-18-2009, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by owl_girl

you could always rob a bank so if it fails you still win

That's a great plan!! If I ever decide to break into jail, I'll be sure to try that!

**crashdive123** · 11-18-2009, 10:21 PM

I hear tell that some bank robbers end up breaking into the morgue.

**Sarge47** · 11-18-2009, 10:22 PM

I heard about a coyote that broke into a Honda!

**Camp10** · 11-18-2009, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

I hear tell that some bank robbers end up breaking into the morgue.

Thats just because politicians dont like the competition

**Boker** · 11-18-2009, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by rebel

As a guy who used to work at a state prison, you're not going to like it. What's your plan for getting in?

I worked in corrections for 3 years going through college.

I'm leaning toward a Federal Retirement. White collar, non-violent. That should give me a pool and internet access.

**pocomoonskyeyes** · 11-18-2009, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by owl_girl

pocomoonskyeyes did you have a vehicle when you were homeless?

No. No vehicle at all. The ex took it with her. It was all by foot, until I got a bike. Salvation Army had a high dollar,High quality bike for like $15. Fortunately I had $20. Found some chain on the side of the road and a super cheap lock is all I had securing it when I was away from it. I think the lock cost $1. Total investment for a $500-$600 bike about $18. The speed I could move and the increase in range....priceless.

**pocomoonskyeyes** · 11-18-2009, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by Boker

I worked in corrections for 3 years going through college.

I'm leaning toward a Federal Retirement. White collar, non-violent. That should give me a pool and internet access.

Boker you could have that while being homeless... Jes sayin'

You know this could be a case of "The grass is greener over the Septic Tank" It might have looked great when you were going home every day, eating what you want, coming and going as you want. But I Guarantee it ain't all you think it is.

**rebel** · 11-18-2009, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by Boker

I worked in corrections for 3 years going through college.

Same, same.

Originally Posted by Boker

I'm leaning toward a Federal Retirement. White collar, non-violent. That should give me a pool and internet access.

...and no integrity. (Who am I to throw stones).

**BENESSE** · 11-18-2009, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Boker

I worked in corrections for 3 years going through college.

I'm leaning toward a Federal Retirement. White collar, non-violent. That should give me a pool and internet access.

Do it soon!
With any luck, we'll get sheriff Joe on the case real soon and before you can say WTF! you'll be wearing pink panties under your stripped prison uniform, living in a tent and busting hump 24/7.