Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...

[Sarge47]

OK, here's another "just for fun" thing!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TOUGH SURVIVALIST WHEN....

1.) You're not afraid to eat 'shrooms!
2.) You have no fear of drinking out of a Nalgene bottle!

Your turn!

[Smok]

When you invite people you don't know to bug out with you ,,and then look on them as emergency supplies ...

[MCBushbaby]

When a bear mauls you and tears off your arm and you respond "tis a flesh wound".

[Rick]

When you eat your possum raw 'cause you think cooking is for sissies.

[canid]

when you refer to the frank church wilderness as 'a fine supermarket'

[Tony uk]

You go to Asda (our walmart) on christmas eve to get shopping

[canid]

...it takes you till christmas eve to walk to asda for shopping.

[woodwose]

You go out there in the wilderness and suddenly remember that you don't..

[Rick]

You think the old cowboy shows of cauterizing a bullet wound with a knife is a first aid video.

[Sarge47]

When you wear a "Ranger Rick Survival Necklace" and you think that's all you'll need!

[Proud American]

LOL I thought we were pass that!

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