Looking For Survivalist Host

**Ole WV Coot** · 11-04-2009, 08:29 PM

I definatly qualify, modesty being one of my greater virtues forbids me from going into detail EXCEPT for the $$$ MONEY $$. I can easily handle the adoring female fans(charge extra per dozen) but I need a decent advance before I commit to this little venture. My attack beagle will be paid in doggie treats(name brand only).

**Ken** · 11-04-2009, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Sourdough

There is a special place in "HELL" for those who kill, sweet, cuddly, baby squirrels.

YES, THERE IS!!!

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**pocomoonskyeyes** · 11-04-2009, 08:37 PM

You know they are really looking for a new show host. I think they are crazy as to their premise for the new show, though. As if adding a dog is going to make it better. Just do a remake of "Lassie"!!

**Ken** · 11-04-2009, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

You know they are really looking for a new show host. I think they are crazy as to their premise for the new show, though. As if adding a dog is going to make it better. Just do a remake of "Lassie"!!

I know! I know! How about a dog with a pet named 2dumb?

**Chrs** · 11-04-2009, 08:49 PM

Aren't you the guy who was on SurvivalistBoards posting about this?

**oly** · 11-04-2009, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

I know! I know! How about a dog with a pet named 2dumb?

Your slipping Ken, I was expecting this at the start of the thread

**Sarge47** · 11-04-2009, 09:09 PM

Well, my dog gets "scale" & I get creative control! 1st we get Bear Grylls out of the Holiday Inn.....

Seriously, forget it!

**NightShade** · 11-04-2009, 09:13 PM

The real question is " Am I allowed to eat my dog if things get desperate enough? "

jk... I love my dog!... I would eat the cameraman

**Rick** · 11-04-2009, 09:15 PM

I've done a few shows here and there. I actually have two dogs. White fang is the biggest mean dog in the world and black fang is the kindest most gentle dog in the world. I've survived AT LEAST 10,000 pies in the face.

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**2dumb2kwit** · 11-04-2009, 10:01 PM

I think Rick's their guy! Rick....send them that picture of you in a thong....that ought to do it!

**oldsoldier** · 11-05-2009, 04:42 AM

Originally Posted by Sourdough

There is a special place in "HELL" for those who kill, sweet, cuddly, baby squirrels.

Yeah!!!! It's called Rhode Island

**Beo** · 11-05-2009, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by NightShade

The real question is " Am I allowed to eat my dog if things get desperate enough? "

1st: Old Soldier that was funny... lol...

2nd: Nightshade-Now that's what I'm talking about, I'll bail out some mut from the pound, we'll get along good enough for the camera and then they can put me in a real bad situation (of course it's fake cause Bear Grylls says do it that way) then I can kill, field dress, and quarter the dog, put it on a spit over the fire nibbling on it as I make a cloak from the pely to keep me warm, even though it's summer!!!

Although I have a yellow lab/german shepherd mix, Sunny, I'd never hurt her. She does, however, go into the woods with me on treks and camping.

Hmmm, need to check the pound though.
Beo,

**Old GI** · 11-05-2009, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Rick

I've done a few shows here and there. I actually have two dogs. White fang is the biggest mean dog in the world and black fang is the kindest most gentle dog in the world. I've survived AT LEAST 10,000 pies in the face.

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Didn't you just pass away? Good celebrity cover, though.

**Pict** · 11-05-2009, 01:58 PM

I take a different dog each time and eat it. Does that count?

Mac

**trax** · 11-05-2009, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by Pict

I take a different dog each time and eat it. Does that count?

Mac

You could make it into a survivalist/cooking show with different ways to prepare dog each week

**Rick** · 11-05-2009, 05:23 PM

Mac, you are one sick puppy.......get it? Eats dogs? Sick puppy?.....I slay myself.

**crashdive123** · 11-05-2009, 06:58 PM

Interestingly, while trying to dispel the rumor of other forums, I ran across an almost identical post. Different screen name and different email address though. I smell scam, therefor mwstarfish, I have removed your email address. If you would like to post a bit more as Rick suggested so that those interested might be able to verify the legitimacy of your request, it would be welcome.

**Fletcher** · 11-05-2009, 07:41 PM

Pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!! heres a picture of me and my dog, #2 is of me and
my other dog, #3 is of me and my sons dog, #4 is of me................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................. never mind

**Stargazer** · 11-06-2009, 12:38 PM

2dumb, what is wrong with you.Dont give Rick the notion that anyone wants to see him in his thong again.I saw the pic once and just got out of therapy last week.At least talk him into posting a pic of his dog in the pink thong.Wait never mind I started to get woozy after I thought about his dog in his thong.Rick may not take the thong off first.