Well dang....thanks Cowboy.....you're alright! LOLOriginally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL
Well dang....thanks Cowboy.....you're alright! LOL
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
Anytime! Use it on Ken!Well dang....thanks Cowboy.....you're alright! LOL
Keep in mind the problem may be extremely complicated, though the "Fix" is often simple...
"Teaching a child to fish is the "original" introduction to all that is wild." CS
"How can you tell a story that has no end?" Doc Carlson
Could this be our Remy (Remi)? http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/10/26/clip-du-jour-manbat/
You can't make this stuff up.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereport...aces_sack.html
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
knock knock
whos there?
man
man who?
man truck! beep beep! vroooom!
sorry
that is funny!
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" - Patrick Henry
A quest for knowledge is never complete.
The only easy day was yesterday.
ROFLMAO!
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which hadleft his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets,and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile
at his feet.
As the drunk stood there unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had
watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going
on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of
a ghost."
.45 ACP Because shooting twice is silly... The avatar says it all,.45 because there isn't a.46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a...eature=related
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied... 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much.... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a sh**?!!
.45 ACP Because shooting twice is silly... The avatar says it all,.45 because there isn't a.46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a...eature=related
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
2dumb2kwit!
OK....I'm not all that sensitive.
Writer of wrongs.
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama)
"Stop Global Whining"
How about...2dumb2kwit!
OK....I'm not all that sensitive.
Q. What do you call a man with half a brain?
A. ?
CORRECT ANSWER: Gifted
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Ladies, it's spelled A m e r i c a n P r u s s i a n.
Slowly HE!! I'm Running!!!
Hey now... This is the joke area. :-p If I seriously believed in this then it wouldn't be here! lol
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The one weapon every man, soldier, sailor, or airman should be able to use effectively is the rifle." - President Dwight D. Eisenhower
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