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    Default Camouflage

    Some use it for blending in to their surrounding environments. Here's an example of a new method that the slower economy has brought upon us.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2sharpie1.html

    There is some debate however, about the effectiveness of such a method.
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    I'd NEVER be able to identify either of those guys once they washed the ink off.
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    Not only are they dumb....had that been the home of one of our members, they would probably be dumb...and shot. LOL
    (You know....if all our guns hadn't been lost or stolen.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    I'd NEVER be able to identify either of those guys once they washed the ink off.
    I've heard that the "sharpie mask" works on yankees. How about try it, and let us know.

    Oh....and don't forget the pictures! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    I've heard that the "sharpie mask" works on yankees. How about try it, and let us know.

    Oh....and don't forget the pictures! LOL
    It can work for you as well. But 3 dozen Sharpies in a variety of colors. Remove the caps. Swallow the markers. You'll get a "rainbow look" that will suit you just fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    It can work for you as well. But 3 dozen Sharpies in a variety of colors. Remove the caps. Swallow the markers. You'll get a "rainbow look" that will suit you just fine.
    Don't be silly. If you eat 3 dozen sharpies, of different colors, then every time you fart....you'd make tie-dye underwear! LOL
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    perhaps thats the only sharp thing they have
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Don't be silly. If you eat 3 dozen sharpies, of different colors, then every time you fart....you'd make tie-dye underwear! LOL
    Like this pair you left under your neighbor's window? The police are coming for you, 2dumb.

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    I'm sorry, 2dumb. That isn't your underwear. This is:

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    The police said the other pair belonged to the guy you were with.
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    that right there was funny, I don't care who you are.
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Some use it for blending in to their surrounding environments. Here's an example of a new method that the slower economy has brought upon us.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2sharpie1.html

    There is some debate however, about the effectiveness of such a method.
    OOOOOOHHHHH!!! I'm scared.....! I'd of called the cops too, just as soon as I was able to quit laughing. Best defense for this? A .44 Magnum Magic Marker! I wonder wht the other bad guys in the holding cell thought when they say these two; "Oh, great idea guys, nobody'll ever recognize you that way!
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    The other guys in the cell might have thought "You should do a better time in with your makeup honey"......
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    I'm sorry, 2dumb. That isn't your underwear. This is:

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    The police said the other pair belonged to the guy you were with.
    Now, that thar would be your basic "Urban Camouflage" aka "Gucciflage".
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    Looks like something from the Jerry Garcia line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old GI View Post
    Now, that thar would be
    your basic "Urban Camouflage" aka "Gucciflage".
    What is he hiding in,the flower garden???
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    2dumb? He's been hiding in the pansy patch his whole life.
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    If those posts didn't put a smile on your face, forgetaboutit.

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    Guy on the left looks like he had that Batman thing going there for a while. Criminal dressed up as a crime fighter, the essence of camo is deception of perception.

    See, this is what happens when you let your kids listen to KISS.

    I have to mention the hoodie. Hoodies scream criminal. Sharpie face in a hoodie screams criminally stupid.

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    Ha - Batman on the left, with a little Clockwork Orange working on the right.
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