Winter pasttime?

[finallyME]

Outdoor activities:

Skiing/snowboarding (Oh wait, you are in Ohio, never mind).
Cross country skiing.
Snowshoeing.
Camping.
Ice fishing.
Ice skating.
Hockey.
Hiking.
Running.
Pushing people's car out of the snow bank.
Shoveling old lady's sidewalks.
Making snowmen.
Building snow shelters.
Building snow forts and having snow wars.
Sledding.
Getting someone to pull you behind their truck or snowmobile.
Getting dogs to pull you around.
Tubing.
Snow bunny watching (don't tell my wife ).

Inside activities:

Learning how to search on Google.
Learning the art of grammar.

[Rick]

Sarcasm is always wasted on the youth.

[finallyME]

Sarcasm is always wasted on the youth.

LOL unfortunately.

[NCO]

No, I appreciate it as a form of art, and consider my self as an artist...

[Rick]

I'll bet you're great with yellow snow then.

[RichJ]

That's a great idea!

Most of us have Caller ID's and the ability to determine your name AND address in seconds.

We bill in 15 minute increments, so that call is gonna' run you at least $75.00.

And we sue to collect if our fee isn't paid in 60 days. Then we report you to the major credit bureaus!

Crank away!

Two words: PAY PHONE! Or you could just borrow someones cell for a real hoot.

[DOGMAN]

you could decide to become an extraordinary lover, a regular Don Juan....it'd keep you and your partner entertained! and your partner happy!

[Rick]

I think "regular" is the optimum phrase. Being an irregular Don Juan is pretty miserable. Nearly as bad as an irregular meat sprocket.

[Ken]

haha its called "*67". try to trace that! and i have no idea what you mean sarge

My lines don't accept blocked calls.

Two words: PAY PHONE! Or you could just borrow someones cell for a real hoot.

Pay Phone? That hobby will get real expensive real quick.

Cell Phone? Damn! It'll take my P.I. an extra 30 seconds to get the subscriber information on that.

Anonymous Pre-paid Cell Phone? Don't make any calls from your home, or we'll find you before bedtime. Call more than once, and we'll just block your number. Of course, you can always keep buying new Anonymous Pre-paid Cell Phones. However, that hobby will also get real expensive real quick.

Many of the best P.I.s are former federal agents. They're worth every penny of the fees they charge!

[Rick]

Of course, you could use your test set and just clip on your neighbor's line and make the calls. You can aggravate Ken and your neighbor at the same time.

Neighbor as cops drag him away in handcuffs: "But I didn't call anyone. I swear. It wasn't me."

Cop: "Sure buddy, Caller ID. Every hear of it?"

You peaking out through curtains: (Chuckle, guffaw).

[aflineman]

I tend to reload or work on my vehicles in the winter.

[smittysurvival]

um thats very precise Rick. should i believe that you have done this before. . .and what is your number ken?

[finallyME]

you could decide to become an extraordinary lover, a regular Don Juan....it'd keep you and your partner entertained! and your partner happy!

Remember that you are giving advice to a 13 year old.

[smittysurvival]

oh and thanks for the good list guys. those should keep me busy (or dead)

[finallyME]

um thats very precise Rick. should i believe that you have done this before. . .and what is your number ken?

If you have to ask him for his number, you will be caught for sure.

[Ken]

Of course, you could use your test set and just clip on your neighbor's line and make the calls. You can aggravate Ken and your neighbor at the same time.

Neighbor as cops drag him away in handcuffs: "But I didn't call anyone. I swear. It wasn't me."

Cop: "Sure buddy, Caller ID. Every hear of it?"

You peaking out through curtains: (Chuckle, guffaw).

This é is what we call being an "accessory before the fact." Helping or instructing another person to commit a crime. Let's see........Indiana State Police........Special Investigation Section...........here's the phone number.......317-232-8983...............

[doug1980]

Well this winter I am going to build a computer desk with hutch, a bench with storage for by the door, and a catch-all table to put the mail, keys etc. on. Then the normal snow shoveling and ice removal from the driveway and patio. Not to mention picking up the dog's crap in the yard, and catching up on plenty of sleep before the baby comes next Spring. So I'll be pretty busy this winter.

[2dumb2kwit]

oh and thanks for the good list guys. those should keep me busy (or dead)

Either way...problem solved. LOL

[DOGMAN]

Remember that you are giving advice to a 13 year old.

my bad....I forget that there are youngsters around. however, for the record- its never to early to learn the lesson of putting others needs before your own

[2dumb2kwit]

my bad....I forget that there are youngsters around. however, for the record- its never to early to learn the lesson of putting others needs before your own

Good recovery! LOL