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    Hey... you need to be a little nicer, to me. I didn't make hardly any jokes about you, while you were gone...getting your fangs worked on, or whatever it was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Hey... you need to be a little nicer, to me. I didn't make hardly any jokes about you, while you were gone...getting your fangs worked on, or whatever it was.
    I WAS nice to you. You asked a question and I answered it in just 2 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    If I get one of either sex I'll be delighted ...... I'm REALLY looking forward to it.
    I can't WAIT until 2dumb reads this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Nell you could always swing away with a croquet thingy out the window. Kind of like turkey polo.
    You could go over to Mass, and practice on squirrels! You get good at that and turkeys should be no problem. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    I ain't asking, and hope he ain't tellin'!

    But good luck, Rick!
    *Insert turkey stuffing joke, here.*

    C'mon! Tell us what you're REALLY THINKING, 2dumb!

    *Let's see if he takes the bait*
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    You could go over to Mass, and practice on squirrels! You get good at that and turkeys should be no problem. LOL
    OR, EVEN BETTER, you could go to North Carolina and practice on the mentally challenged Friday night race car drivers who post here - that would be virtually identical to shooting turkeys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    C'mon! Tell us what you're REALLY THINKING, 2dumb!

    *Let's see if he takes the bait*
    Nah....I'd hate for Trax to have to skip over post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    OR, EVEN BETTER, you could go to North Carolina and practice on the mentally challenged Friday night race car drivers who post here - that would be virtually identical to shooting turkeys.
    HAH! Shows how little, you know! We're not nearly as smart as turkeys!


    Wait.....I mean....uh....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    And this issue that some of you have with farting - well, I wouldn't know about that. I don't fart.
    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Not since they invented the quick release valve.
    Nah...he just talks so much, that there's no chance for pressure to build up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Nah...he just talks so much, that there's no chance for pressure to build up.
    Crash? Shouldn't 2dumb have posted this in that "special thread?" He's not following the rules, Crash. I'm not suggesting that you BAN HIM or anything like that. However, a Two-Year suspension would seem to be in order.
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    Crash, thank you for moving 2dumb's post to this thread!

    Now, how about that 2 year suspension for 2dumb that I mentioned?
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    I don't know. You guys seem to be attached at the (pick your body part). I suppose if one went away, the other would have to follow. You guys would be miserable without each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    (pick your body part).
    Kens lips and my arse? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Kens lips and my arse? LOL
    How about my boot and your arse?

    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    You guys would be miserable without each other.
    Maybe you're right. Let's find out! Suspend 2dumb for 2 years! Then ask me how I feel on October 11, 2011.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    How about my boot and your arse?
    Careful old man....you could break a hip, trying to get your foot that high! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    Careful old man....you could break a hip, trying to get your foot that high! LOL
    A man's gotta' take some risks in life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    A man's gotta' take some risks in life.
    There you go, gramps! Keep thinking young. I'm proud of you! LOL
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    The age thing ain't workin. Especially one with a good shootin eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel View Post
    The age thing ain't workin. Especially one with a good shootin eye.
    Yeah, but we're talking about Ken. He can't stop talking long enough to shoot straight. LOL
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    A typical frenemy scenario:

    I hate you.

    Drink, and ... you're O.K.

    Drink some more and,...I hate you.

    Yes or No?

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