The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

**pocomoonskyeyes** · 09-16-2009, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by equus

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! you really are stupid!!!!!!! he is leaving for bed he better hide the hawks. if poco doesn't get on tomorrow don't worry guys he will be back as a ghost I promise!!!!!!!!

Woooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooooooo ?? What is going on? Why can't I sit in the chair?

Yeah Right!!! I just couldn't think up anything more Ghostly to say. I'm more worried about Winnie and she's "across the pond".Sorry Winnie,can you forgive me?
Like I said My boys have got my back(Almost 3 & almost 5). Nothing for me to worry about here. Muahahahahahahahahaha....

**2dumb2kwit** · 09-22-2009, 05:17 PM

Ken has been kinda slack, lately. Do y'all think he's pouting?

**Ken** · 09-22-2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ken has been kinda slack, lately. Do y'all think he's pouting?

YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! I've been real busy lately. It's called "in trial."

Damn, you must adore me, huh, 2dumb? You put my name in letters on the sign in front of your church? Wow! I wrote your name on the inside of my toilet bowl. I was also thinking about ordering a case of those urininal deodorizers with your name on 'em. I'll hire someone to drop 'em in place in various public restrooms.

I know, I know. You miss me, 2dumb, don't ya'?

Hold on to your shorts, micro-brain. In a few weeks, I'm scheduled to start a trial that could last for over a month unless the other side gets reasonable and we can resolve the damn thing. Try not to hang yourself if I'm not around during the day.

Long trials suck. You have NO LIFE while they're going on. (Makes me understand how you must feel all the time.) The longest trial I've done lasted 8½ weeks. Murder case (axe murder) years ago.

**2dumb2kwit** · 09-22-2009, 05:56 PM

Dang, He's here...he's gone....he's here...he's gone....do y'all think he's combing the Internet, looking for something, to get me with????

Oh, I can hardly wait!

**crashdive123** · 09-22-2009, 05:57 PM

The longest trial I've done lasted 8½ weeks. Murder case (axe murder) years ago.

Lizzie Borden?

**Ken** · 09-22-2009, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Lizzie Borden?

Nooo, but the guy did laugh when he mentioned her name in his videotaped confession.

**Ken** · 09-22-2009, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Dang, He's here...he's gone....he's here...he's gone....do y'all think he's combing the Internet, looking for something, to get me with????

Oh, I can hardly wait!

Phone calls, 2dumb. The damn things never stop.

**2dumb2kwit** · 09-22-2009, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!

Hey look....he posted something! It was weak, but he tried!

...about the trial....if you need help, making some arguments, let me know....I'd be glad to help! LOL

**Ken** · 09-22-2009, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

...about the trial....if you need help, making some arguments, let me know....I'd be glad to help! LOL

Or I could just ask 'em to shoot the guy.

**2dumb2kwit** · 09-22-2009, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Or I could just ask 'em to shoot the guy.

I would have to advise against that...

..unless he's already paid you...in which case....LOL

**2dumb2kwit** · 09-28-2009, 12:38 PM

OK....Ken was involved in a trial, and suddenly went missing....for days, now.
Who wants to bet, he got mouthy with the judge, and is now locked up?

**Rick** · 09-28-2009, 12:45 PM

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**Stargazer** · 09-28-2009, 01:51 PM

Ken is alive and well.As a matter of fact I had lunch with him Friday.I will say that his truck has more communications gear than any one should ever have to use.I dont think there is anyone in the state of Mass that he cant get in touch with.

Thanks again,Ken for lunch.Once things slow down for you and you can enjoy the jam let me know what you think of it.

**crashdive123** · 09-28-2009, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Stargazer

Thanks again,Ken for lunch.Once things slow down for you and you can enjoy the jam let me know what you think of it.

Oh sure - only give half of the QC Department samples.

**Ken** · 09-28-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

OK....Ken was involved in a trial, and suddenly went missing....for days, now.
Who wants to bet, he got mouthy with the judge, and is now locked up?

Ahhh, September. Labor Day has passed, and every judge in the state wants to start moving trials. I finished one last week, had 3 minor court appearances on Friday followed by a great lunch with Stargazer.

When I got back to my office on Friday, I had a message that another of my trials was being called in today - they can give us one day's notice - by 4:00 p.m. - that we are starting a trial the next day. Guess what I was doing all weekend. However, after waiting in court almost all day today, my trial was continued.

My court and trial schedule is PACKED 'till almost the holidays - unless stuff gets continued.

Originally Posted by Rick

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Not yet.........

Originally Posted by Stargazer

Ken is alive and well.As a matter of fact I had lunch with him Friday.I will say that his truck has more communications gear than any one should ever have to use.I dont think there is anyone in the state of Mass that he cant get in touch with.

Thanks again,Ken for lunch.Once things slow down for you and you can enjoy the jam let me know what you think of it.

You're welcome, Stargazer!

Hey, everyone! Stargazer is a cheap lunch date - he had a simple tuna salad sandwich, fries, and a soda. I, on the other hand, had a great bowl of octopus stew, marinated pork, a Blue Moon, espresso, and pecan pie. I couldn't get him to try even a cup of the stew, and he actually passed on the pie as well.

As far as the communications gear goes, I'm covered under a very special FCC license for that stuff .....

**crashdive123** · 09-28-2009, 04:10 PM

Somehow, I envision this.....

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**Ken** · 09-28-2009, 04:14 PM

I actually had one kinda' like that once. I appeared in another state pro hoc vice on a criminal trial. I knew I had a hurdle to overcome when the state's attorney would say "that ain't right" instead of "objection."

**2dumb2kwit** · 09-28-2009, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

I actually had one kinda' like that once. I appeared in another state pro hoc vice on a criminal trial. I knew I had a hurdle to overcome when the state's attorney would say "that ain't right" instead of "objection."

Tomato, Tomahto....

..sheez...up-tight yankee.