2dumb2quit fan club

**wareagle69** · 09-04-2009, 06:18 PM

so i am going to start an official fan club and most likely social group for fans of 2d2k, just letting ys know we fully support you in your efferts to vanquish all yankee lawyers

**Ken** · 09-04-2009, 06:37 PM

Good luck with your fan club, WE. I'm sure you'll have lots of other well-wishers. They'll all want to throw you down one.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

**Ken** · 09-04-2009, 08:47 PM

Just curious, WE. Will fan club membership be restricted to folks like you and 2dumb - ya' know, guys with IQs BELOW 15?

*Anybody with an IQ as high as mine would NEVER wanna' join THAT group of misfits.........

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**2dumb2kwit** · 09-04-2009, 09:00 PM

Thanks WE!

**Ken** · 09-04-2009, 09:03 PM

Hey WE! These guys are looking for membership applications...........

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**Ken** · 09-04-2009, 09:26 PM

Another one, WE.

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**Ken** · 09-04-2009, 09:27 PM

WE's not here, huh? He must be posting on the Foraging Database.

**2dumb2kwit** · 09-04-2009, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Another one, WE.

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Now I would be proud to have Rat Fink on my side!

That's just classic Hotrodder stuff, there!

**Ken** · 09-04-2009, 09:56 PM

You qualify to join the 2dumb fan club if 5 or more of the following describe you ..........

You've ever financed a tattoo.

You've ever used lard in bed.

A sign that says "Say No To Crack" reminds you to pull up your jeans.

You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.

You cut your toenails in front of company.

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

The fifth grad is referred to as "your senior year."

Your family tree doesn't fork.

Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet "Ms. Right".

You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.

The ASPCA raids your kitchen.

You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

You just bought an 8-track player for your car.

You've ever hit a deer with your car ... on purpose.

You refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my ship came in."

You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

You've ever been too drunk to fish.

You are still holding onto Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle.

Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open Up: Police!"

The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

You've ever stolen toilet paper.

You take a fishing pole into Sea World.

You ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.

All of your four letter words are two syllables.

You've ever heard a sheep bleat and had romantic thoughts.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

**Ken** · 09-04-2009, 10:02 PM

When 2dumb first read this FAN CLUB thread, he realized he finally achieved his goal in life.

**2dumb2kwit** · 09-04-2009, 10:11 PM

Dang, WE....It sure looks like Ken is my biggest fan! Just look at all the post, from him.

**pocomoonskyeyes** · 09-05-2009, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by Ken

You qualify to join the 2dumb fan club if 5 or more of the following describe you ..........

You've ever financed a tattoo.

You've ever used lard in bed.

A sign that says "Say No To Crack" reminds you to pull up your jeans.

You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.

You cut your toenails in front of company.

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

The fifth grad is referred to as "your senior year."

Your family tree doesn't fork.

Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet "Ms. Right".

You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.

The ASPCA raids your kitchen.

You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

You just bought an 8-track player for your car.

You've ever hit a deer with your car ... on purpose.

You refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my ship came in."

You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

You've ever been too drunk to fish.

You are still holding onto Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle.

Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open Up: Police!"

The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

You've ever stolen toilet paper.

You take a fishing pole into Sea World.

You ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.

All of your four letter words are two syllables.

You've ever heard a sheep bleat and had romantic thoughts.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Well Ken then I guess you are an official member no make that president. I heard that only 5 DID NOT apply to you. Isn't that what you said WE?!?!?!?
Well after reading all of that I now know how you and 2D2K are related.

**catfish10101** · 09-05-2009, 02:36 AM

1. I have been too drunk to fish (a time or two). LOL
2. Although I do not have any confederate currency, THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!
But that's only 2 so I guess I don't qualify. (GOOD) LMAO!!!

**Rick** · 09-05-2009, 02:55 AM

Yeah, that tube top thing at the wedding was NOT my finest hour.

**doug1980** · 09-05-2009, 03:01 AM

So he's a redneck then.....cool.

**Ole WV Coot** · 09-05-2009, 08:18 AM

REDNECK Huh, guess I was born into the fan club. One Yankee plus one Rednecks are Dumb sign equals one "road kill" down here.

**wareagle69** · 09-05-2009, 08:21 AM

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[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]You've ever hit a deer with your car ... on purpose.

hey i thought we agreed to leave nell out of this
Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open Up: Police!"

actually every time my african grey gets near the computer and i tell her look kens on she promtly says" looser" and thats no word of a lie