My Favorite Southern Recipes

[Ken]

I also said I'd cook you, but you seem to have missed that part

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oh Ken, Ken, Ken....hasn't anyone ever told you to never insult a Southern woman's cooking? I tell you what...you ever venture over to Idaho and I will cook you a meal so mouth-watering that you will forever be singing my praises.

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[Ken]

1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

Yankee test: Rick, how do you pronounce the name of that sauce?

[Rick]

You pronounce it Worcestershire. (duh!)

[mountain mama]

Actually, 2d2k, I do have an old squirrel stew recipe:

Ingredients
6 squirrels
1 hen or large chicken
1/2 lb. sliced bacon
3 - 2 lb. cans tomatoes
2 - 2 lb. cans whole kernel corn
1 bunch celery
1 bunch carrots
1 lb. onion
1 lb. okra
2 bay leaves
6 large Irish potatoes, diced
2 red peppers (hot)
1 stick butter
Worcestershire sauce (to taste)
salt (to taste)
pepper (to taste)
Tabasco (to taste)
Catsup (to taste)

Boil squirrels and hen in enough water to have a good amount of stock left. Season with salt and pepper. Discard bones and skin. Strain stock. Cut meat into large pieces. Add to stock. Cook in a large kettle. Add all ingredients except corn. Cook slowly for several hours, stirring often. Heat corn in a double boiler and add to stew when nearly done. The kettle of stew may then be placed in a dish pan of hot water over low heat to keep hot until serving time. Any other vegetables or seasonings may be added to suit individual taste. Serves 15 to 20.

[2dumb2kwit]

2d2k, I hate to be the one to tell ya this, but we Southern women can be a bit wily. I would bet you anything that your wife is quite capable of cooking, but doesn't want you to be the wiser. Otherwise, you might expect it more often.

I don't think so. You should have seen it when she tried to make gravy. It got so bad that I was afraid to make any jokes about it. (Now thats bad!)

Now, every time I'm near Bass Pro Shops, I stop in and get some white gravy mix. (It's actually pretty dang good!)

[mountain mama]

Look again...

Ingredients:
1 chicken, cut up (medium-size yard bird OR a slice of Ken for insulting a southern woman's cookin')

[Ken]

Here's a couple for summer...

Grilled Burgers

INGREDIENTS:

1 pound lean ground beef
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
½ tablespoon liquid smoke flavoring
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 tablespoon olive oil
seasoned salt to taste

DIRECTIONS:
1. Preheat a grill for high heat.
2. In a medium bowl, lightly mix together the ground beef, Worcestershire sauce, liquid smoke and garlic powder. Form into 3 patties, handling the meat minimally. Brush both sides of each patty with some oil, and season with seasoned salt.
3. Place the patties on the grill grate, and cook for about 5 minutes per side, until well done.

Ya' know, I just don't enjoy a burger as much if it doesn't have some bread crumbs mixed in. I just toss some bread in the food processor and zap it up and mix it in.

No matter what king of ground beef I use, no matter what's mixed in, even that Kobe Beef Burger I had a few weeks back - which was pretty darned good .......

GQ Burger
as featured in GQ Magazine

hand pulled kobe beef brisket mixed with ½ pound fresh ground kobe beef, caramelized red onion tomato jam, vermont white cheddar cheese,
topped with crisp coleslaw 21

http://www.spicedpear.com/

[Ken]

You pronounce it Worcestershire. (duh!)

How would you pronounce the name of this city? Worcester

[2dumb2kwit]

You pronounce it Worcestershire. (duh!)

Lee & Per......Lee & Pear....aaaawww crap...I'll just point at it!

[Rick]

Worcester. This test is too easy.

[2dumb2kwit]

How would you pronounce the name of this city? Worcester

Yankeeville.

[mountain mama]

now, Every Time I'm Near Bass Pro Shops, I Stop In And Get Some White Gravy Mix. (it's Actually Pretty Dang Good!)

sacrilege!!!!!

cream Gravy
2 Tablespoons Oil
2 Tablespoons Butter
5 Tablespoons Flour
Salt & Pepper
1 1/2 Cups Milk
1/2 Cup Heavy Cream
2 More Tablespoons Butter
Paprika
Red Pepper (optional)

Stir Oil And 2 Tablespoons Butter Over Medium High Heat. Add About 5 Tablespoons Flour. (this Varies, Depending On How Thick Or Thin You Prefer Gravy.) Stir And Reduce Heat. Continue To Stir At Least 3 Minutes. Add Salt And Pepper. Pour In Milk And Cream. Reduce Heat Again And Let Gravy Bubble 2-3 Minutes. Add Remaining 2 Tablespoons Butter And A Generous Amount Of Paprika. Stir Well And Remove From Heat.

If Gravy Is Too Thick, Add More Milk And Cream; If Too Thin, Put Flour In A Glass With A Small Amount Of Milk And Stir Vigorously Before Adding To Gravy And Cook, Stirring For 5 Minutes. (this Avoids Lumps.) Sprinkle Red Pepper Over Gravy If Desired.
Yield: 6 Servings

[Ken]

Look again...

What do I have to do, beg?

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[Rick]

(pulling up a chair) This I gotta see....

[Stargazer]

Hey Ken how long has there ben an R at the end of Worcesta? Learn somthin new every day.

[mountain mama]

Begging is always a good start....just pull up a seat next to Rick (in Idaho).

[Ken]

Hey Ken how long has there ben an R at the end of Worcesta? Learn somthin new every day.

That's Woosta, NOT Worcesta, Joe.

[Rick]

Not strictly southern but completely weird!

http://www.weird-food.com/weird-food-mammal.html

[Ken]

Begging is always a good start....just pull up a seat next to Rick (in Idaho).

(pulling up a chair) This I gotta see....

Here we go.........

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[Stargazer]

Heck you know it and I know it. I was just trying to make it easier for a non yankee to understand.Maby I should have thrown in a y'all or two.