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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    First liar doesn't stand a chance.
    How big was that hole, Crash?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    BTW....I'm not married.

    (Been with the same woman for 12 or 14 years......but not married.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    First liar doesn't stand a chance.
    Ummm...that would be Ken....posting pictures and claiming that the girls were his neighbors.

    Sad......very sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
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    LOL...If it makes a difference, I've been with her longer than I've been racing dirtcars....but I'm not sure exactly how long thats been, either.
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    Why do you keep changing the subject, 2dumb?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit View Post
    LOL...If it makes a difference, I've been with her longer than I've been racing dirtcars....but I'm not sure exactly how long thats been, either.
    I'm gonna' call her and tell her! It'll save Lorna a bit of work.
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    uhhh 2d2k, why won't she marry you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountain mama View Post
    uhhh 2d2k, why won't she marry you?
    Because she's smart enough to quit while she's behind MM.

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    RIGHT!! First off I've got the 'flu, and I'm menopausal!! Sooooooo 2d2k that tent...if you truly believe you could survive more than 10 minutes with Lorna and myself (we were mentioned in the same sentence so it's safe to assume we are allowed a simultaneous assualt) Then you really do live up to your name! Without even laying so much as a finger on you I'm pretty sure we could do you to death by talk alone. Oh you poor wee man... I'll cough all over you and with luck you'll not only be stuck in a tent with Lorna and I... but you'll have flu too!! two women talking survival whilst practising knife skills on your coughing and painwracked body should be quite fun!(for us ladies anyway) Oh and I'll happily provide the baggies for the various parts of your anatomy that will be excised!
    I'm sure there's a medical laboratory somewhere that would just love to examine whats left of the soon to be exctinct 2dumb2kwiticus!
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    Now there's some serious wisdom from across the Atlantic!

    Want me to post that map of Mongolia again, 2dumb,
    or can you find it yourself? (The map, that is.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post

    Want me to post that map of Mongolia again, 2dumb,
    or can you find it yourself? (The map, that is.) [/CENTER]
    by the time we've finished with him,

    THE MAP WILL NOT BE NECESSARY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wychwood View Post
    by the time we've finished with him,

    THE MAP WILL NOT BE NECESSARY.

    What a nice way to wake up and start the day!
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    I like to start the day as I mean to go on Ken!

    At the moment I'm sulking on the sofa with the cat, a blanket, my laptop, a cup of tea and paracetamol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wychwood View Post
    I like to start the day as I mean to go on Ken!

    At the moment I'm sulking on the sofa with the cat, a blanket, my laptop, a cup of tea and paracetamol.
    Gee, wychwood, I hope you feel better soon! I hear that being in a good mood speeds up a recovery, so think happy thoughts!

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    Now that's Funny!

    And thanks, I'm on the mend now.
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    Okay, that does it. I'm no longer on the fence. Sorry 2D, you are in this one all by your lonesome.

    By the way....

    (Been with the same woman for 12 or 14 years......but not married.)
    Your're married. Oh, yea. You're married. She just hasn't told you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wychwood View Post
    I'm sure there's a medical laboratory somewhere that would just love to examine whats left of the soon to be exctinct 2dumb2kwiticus!
    I bumped this up only because I like reading it so much.
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    OK, fine.
    If even wychwood has turned against me, then I give up. I'm not playing with y'all any more.
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    Okay, everybody.........

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    Last edited by Ken; 08-20-2009 at 11:49 AM.
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