A fate worse than banning

**Ken** · 08-19-2009, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Lorna

Thinking I may need some legal representation when I get through with 2d2k.

It'll be my genuine pleasure! 100% discount!

**2dumb2kwit** · 08-19-2009, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Lorna

Thinking I may need some legal representation when I get through with 2d2k.

You mean that in a good way.....right?

**Lorna** · 08-19-2009, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by rebel

What if...

instead of a humanitarian banning we were force into a period of time in a banned purgatory. A place of the utmost sarcastic and inhumane indifference. A place so unfriendly that hell itself would shy away from.

Let me see if I understand this right. This place we're talking about is going to be worse than hell. Correct? If this is so may I purpose that you add that the one being banned is also required to converse with 2d2k for what will seem like a life time of agony or they lose their mind. Although after conversing with 2d2k losing their mind will be like winning the grand prize.

**Ken** · 08-19-2009, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Lorna

Let me see if I understand this right. This place we're talking about is going to be worse than hell. Correct? If this is so may I purpose that you add that the one being banned is also required to converse with 2d2k for what will seem like a life time of agony or they lose their mind. Although after conversing with 2d2k losing their mind will be like winning the grand prize.

Ever meet his family?

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**2dumb2kwit** · 08-19-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Lorna

Let me see if I understand this right. This place we're talking about is going to be worse than hell. Correct? If this is so may I purpose that you add that the one being banned is also required to converse with 2d2k for what will seem like a life time of agony or they lose their mind. Although after conversing with 2d2k losing their mind will be like winning the grand prize.

Nooooo....see, you've got it all wrong. It started out as..

Originally Posted by rebel
What if...

instead of a humanitarian banning we were force into a period of time in a banned purgatory. A place of the utmost sarcastic and inhumane indifference. A place so unfriendly that hell itself would shy away from.

...but before your name was brought into it, it had changed to hanging out in the tent with me and Rick, at the jamboree. (..and we all know, that Rick and I are gentlemen.)

**Ken** · 08-19-2009, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nooooo....see, you've got it all wrong. It started out as..

...but before your name was brought into it, it had changed to hanging out in the tent with me and Rick, at the jamboree. (..and we all know, that Rick and I are gentlemen.)

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**Rick** · 08-19-2009, 09:49 PM

I'm still sitting on the fence. You know that, right?

**Ken** · 08-19-2009, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

I'm still sitting on the fence. You know that, right?

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**Ken** · 08-19-2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

I'm still sitting on the fence. You know that, right?

And again........

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**Lorna** · 08-19-2009, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Rick, I think Ken Da Newt, is absolutely right!
Great idea Ken!

Let's see now....
..the first two names on the list are...

...wychwood and Lorna!

Now to address this issue. First off, 2d2k am I correct in assuming that your purposing that I have done something so horrible that I not only need to be banned but I need to be punished by having to spend time with you in a tent? I believe this would come under the heading of cruel and inhumane punishment (for me) that is. In which case I will have to hire Ken to represent me in my temporary insanity plea. I'm thinking along the lines of Bobbit. Wondering if there's anything in the postal code about mailing male parts to the wife of the offender?

**Lorna** · 08-19-2009, 09:58 PM

Now as far as Rick is concerned, I feel he was forced into this situation through no fault of his own. Therefore, I'll hold 2d2k fully responsible and will direct my comments his way.

**Rick** · 08-19-2009, 09:59 PM

See? That right there is why I'm on the fence! Tell me that ain't worse than a fence piercing. Hang on. I'm slipping off the fence again dang it.

You go, girl. Like I said. I'm a gentleman.

**Ken** · 08-19-2009, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by Lorna

Wondering if there's anything in the postal code about mailing male parts to the wife of the offender?

We won't take any chances. I'll have them delivered by carrier pigeon.

**Lorna** · 08-19-2009, 10:09 PM

Ken can we send 2d2k to Hope and let him play with the bears? That way I'm innocent as his dimiss was due to natural causes.

**Ken** · 08-19-2009, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Lorna

In which case I will have to hire Ken to represent me in my temporary insanity plea.

No! I'll do it for free!

And a temporary insanity defense won't be necessary, either. Ever hear of justifiable homicide?

**Ken** · 08-19-2009, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Lorna

Ken can we send 2d2k to Hope and let him play with the bears? That way I'm innocent as his dimiss was due to natural causes.

Yep! 2dumb can walk right past those "No Tresspassing" signs.

**2dumb2kwit** · 08-19-2009, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

GREAT IDEA, REBEL!

Make 'em share a tent with Rick and 2dumb at the next Jambroee!

Originally Posted by Lorna

Now to address this issue. First off, 2d2k am I correct in assuming that your purposing that I have done something so horrible that I not only need to be banned but I need to be punished by having to spend time with you in a tent? I believe this would come under the heading of cruel and inhumane punishment (for me) that is. In which case I will have to hire Ken to represent me in my temporary insanity plea. I'm thinking along the lines of Bobbit. Wondering if there's anything in the postal code about mailing male parts to the wife of the offender?

You are still working off of a false premise. When it went from a horrible punishment, to an enjoyable weekend....that's when I thought of you and wychwood. So, you see...the list that I was referring to was a good list....not the bad list that started that thread.(I would never think of putting you ladies on that list.)