Armageddon

**Smok** · 12-06-2007, 11:37 PM

A friend ask me . What would I do if the Earth was to be hit by a meteor . i told him I would go to ground zero with a lawn chair and a 12 pack to watch the show as there is not much that I can do to stop it so I mite as will go out and enjoy it Armageddon ....What would you do ???

**Sarge47** · 12-07-2007, 12:48 AM

Originally Posted by Smok

A friend ask me . What would I do if the Earth was to be hit by a meteor . i told him I would go to ground zero with a lawn chair and a 12 pack to watch the show as there is not much that I can do to stop it so I mite as will go out and enjoy it Armageddon ....What would you do ???

How big is the meteor?

**Smok** · 12-07-2007, 01:11 AM

world ender no way out

**Ole WV Coot** · 12-07-2007, 01:18 AM

I would sit outside and watch for it. If it came my way I would assume the "position". I would bend over, put my head between my legs and kiss my a$$ goodbye.

**MCBushbaby** · 12-07-2007, 04:46 AM

Well, if the world was going to end I'd be one of the guys looting and pillaging. Figure I'd do the stuff I'd never think of doing normally. Maybe rattle a baby or two,

**Rick** · 12-07-2007, 09:27 AM

I've given this a bit of thought, actually. Not that I'm mucho concerned about it but it happens all the time (in the earth's time line, anyway) so it's inevitable that it will happen again someday.

If it's a world ender I'd start smoking again. About the time the heat wave hit me, I'd guess.

If it's the size of, oh say, my father's 1953 Diamond Reo with the T 921 diesel (now that was a hunk of metal!) AND I had a little advance notice I'd try to go underground. Whip up a little bunker, I guess, just to get past the shock and awe. Then come crawlin' out with the cock roaches and the rodents. The up side, if I didn't make it through Armageddon, no one would have to dig a grave, I'd already be buried.

**trax** · 12-07-2007, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Rick

The up side, if I didn't make it through Armageddon, no one would have to dig a grave, I'd already be buried.

Dawg, you are so considerate. Yeah, if I knew a "world-ender" was heading my way, I guess I'd probably make popcorn and grab a lawn chair. If it's going to absolutely, no doubt about it take out everything....I'd try to find out where ground zero is and go sit there, then when I see the flash of it entering our atmosphere I'd jump up and give it the finger...cock up my fists and yell "C'mon you sonuvab**ch! Come and get it!" Why not?

Of course, I'd want to make sure I got in a little luvvin' just before that because...well, hell...like I said...why not?

**Gray Wolf** · 12-07-2007, 02:04 PM

If it's a world ender for sure, I would like to try to time a free fall from 15,000 feet, so I'd be flying when the wave hits. What a view I would have watching it come.... And what a free feeling not having a parachute strapped on!

**Rick** · 12-07-2007, 02:17 PM

Timing would be everything.

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It would be just my luck the big flash would be followed by an announcement, "This has only been a test. Had an actually emergency existed you would have been instructed to tune...."

**Gray Wolf** · 12-07-2007, 02:29 PM

Rick, you just brought tears to my eyes..... GREAT PIC (but I have much longer hair).

Yea, like War of the Worlds radio broadcast!

**Sarge47** · 12-07-2007, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by trax

Dawg, you are so considerate. Yeah, if I knew a "world-ender" was heading my way, I guess I'd probably make popcorn and grab a lawn chair. If it's going to absolutely, no doubt about it take out everything....I'd try to find out where ground zero is and go sit there, then when I see the flash of it entering our atmosphere I'd jump up and give it the finger...cock up my fists and yell "C'mon you sonuvab**ch! Come and get it!" Why not?

Of course, I'd want to make sure I got in a little luvvin' just before that because...well, hell...like I said...why not?

I'd be standin' next to Trax and when the fireworks start I'd be sayin' something like: "OOOOHHH! Cool! Far-Out, dude! Look at all the pretty.....AAGGHH!!!

**trax** · 12-07-2007, 06:55 PM

Might as well go out with as big a bang as we can, bro! LMAO

**dilligaf2u2** · 12-07-2007, 08:09 PM

I would go to Disneyland.

With a cup of hot coffee and a monnster burger.

Don

**woodwose** · 12-07-2007, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Smok

A friend ask me . What would I do if the Earth was to be hit by a meteor . i told him I would go to ground zero with a lawn chair and a 12 pack to watch the show as there is not much that I can do to stop it so I mite as will go out and enjoy it Armageddon ....What would you do ???

Well, .. I would 'feel' kind of like the fish in your avatar Smok. I would think that all the knowledge of survival that I have amassed is all for nothing and then take a nap.

**Smok** · 12-08-2007, 01:22 AM

Sarge47 you bring the stacks , I got the beer Trax is on the popcorn we just tailgate it then anyone else coming

Good time as any to meet you guys

But if that is what it takes*

**nell67** · 12-08-2007, 03:50 AM

Originally Posted by Smok

Sarge47 you bring the stacks , I got the beer Trax is on the popcorn we just tailgate it then anyone else coming

Good time as any to meet you guys

But if that is what it takes*

i'm there too!

**Smok** · 12-09-2007, 12:14 AM

Good for you nell67 If we're going out we'll go out big and loud

**steve2** · 12-09-2007, 06:26 PM

I'd go to ground zero with a lawn chair and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels. Best whiskey
on the planet IMHO !

**Rick** · 12-09-2007, 06:38 PM

If you're going to ground zero, would you mind taking a catcher's mitt? I might still be digging on my bunker. Just in case I don't get the chance afterwards, thanks!