Question For Sarky

[Ken]

Sometimes some men just need a good lynching.

Anybody know where Rick is?

There you are, Rick. Would you mind trying this survival necklace on?

Here, stand on this chair so I can get a better view. Yep, that's good.....

.........

[Ken]

Anybody want my e-mail before I get BANNED?

[Ken]

2dumb, I know that you're reading this thread as I type this.

I know that you're trying to think up a snappy and sarcastic response. DON'T DO IT! Some folks just weren't made for thinking, and I don't want you to hurt yourself trying.

[Ken]

*DING, DING* Round 2?

[2dumb2kwit]

But wow, did I get eye strain. Going from the posts to the PMs and back and trying to keep up with all the responses and what not ..........

What are you crying about? You had three guys helping you!

I was defending myself, against four crazed lunatics, and you don't hear me crying! ($%$#^&^#$ sissy lawyer!)

[Rick]

He has a point, there. I mean about the crazed lunatics and all.

[Ken]

What are you crying about? You had three guys helping you!

I was defending myself, against four crazed lunatics, and you don't hear me crying! ($%$#^&^#$ sissy lawyer!)

Rule 2. Gain the sympathy of the "jury."

[Rick]

Not Guilty!!

[Ken]

Not Guilty!!

That's absolutely correct!

[2dumb2kwit]

Rule 2. Gain the sympathy of the "jury."

Actually...I was feeling a little sympathy, for you guys.

The four of you together couldn't get the best of one "dumb southerner"?
Man...that must be kind of embarrassing! LOL
(Especially considering that the ring leader is supposed to be a big time smart lawyer guy!)*snicker,snicker*

[Ken]

Actually...I was feeling a little sympathy, for you guys.

The four of you together couldn't get the best of one "dumb southerner"?
Man...that must be kind of embarrassing! LOL
(Especially considering that the ring leader is supposed to be a big time smart lawyer guy!)*snicker,snicker*

2dumb, please remind your better half that we all expect to receive our checks in the mail (as agreed in advance) for taking it easy on you. Oh yeah, she promised to send me the dog as well.

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, please remind your better half that we all expect to receive our checks in the mail (as agreed in advance) for taking it easy on you. Oh yeah, she promised to send me the dog as well.

Ohhhh...wrong on both counts!
First, if she sent y'all checks, it would be for NOT taking it easy on me, and second, that dog is her baby! She'd probably send me away, before she'd let him go! LOL

[Ken]

Ohhhh...wrong on both counts!
First, if she sent y'all checks, it would be for NOT taking it easy on me, and second, that dog is her baby! She'd probably send me away, before she'd let him go! LOL

Hmmmmmm. I sense a business opportuity here.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Rick - "He has a point, there. I mean about the crazed lunatics and all."
Hey Rick I resemble that remark!!! Hey Wait that didn't come out right...

Ken -" 1. I never even IMPLIED that 2dumb was new here.

2. Yes, we were bored last night. Then we went into extra innings.

3. Major power failures have been started by a danged squirrel.

4. A friend will bail you out. A true friend will sit in that cell with you and say, "Man, that was a great time " "

1) I'm newer than 2D2K and know it
2) VERY bored obviously as my BETTER half was at work
3) amongst other things, Squirrel HAVE to chew to wear down their teeth like a lot of rodents,otherwise their teeth grow right into their brain.
4) like I said we were all 3(plus stargazer) "Knife Nutz" members and we really should stick together.... Isn't Loyalty a Virtue?(as mentioned in the exchange between Ken and Crash) AND for my Finale... WE did have a LOT of FUN!!!

[Ken]

Rick - "He has a point, there. I mean about the crazed lunatics and all."
Hey Rick I resemble that remark!!! Hey Wait that didn't come out right...

Ken -" 1. I never even IMPLIED that 2dumb was new here.

2. Yes, we were bored last night. Then we went into extra innings.

3. Major power failures have been started by a danged squirrel.

4. A friend will bail you out. A true friend will sit in that cell with you and say, "Man, that was a great time " "

1) I'm newer than 2D2K and know it
2) VERY bored obviously as my BETTER half was at work
3) amongst other things, Squirrel HAVE to chew to wear down their teeth like a lot of rodents,otherwise their teeth grow right into their brain.
4) like I said we were all 3(plus stargazer) "Knife Nutz" members and we really should stick together.... Isn't Loyalty a Virtue?(as mentioned in the exchange between Ken and Crash) AND for my Finale... WE did have a LOT of FUN!!!

Clearly, we have here a genious among us. (And on the other end of the spectrum, we have 2dumb and Rick.)

[2dumb2kwit]

[QUOTE=pocomoonskyeyes;140499] 4) like I said we were all 3(plus stargazer) "Knife Nutz" members and we really should stick together.... /QUOTE]

*As he shakes his head* A gang of "knife nutz", going to a gun fight.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

[QUOTE=2dumb2kwit;140509]

4) like I said we were all 3(plus stargazer) "Knife Nutz" members and we really should stick together.... /QUOTE]

*As he shakes his head* A gang of "knife nutz", going to a gun fight.

Apparently you didn't read my post last night about bringing a gun to a knife fight huh? EVEN LEO's(That's Law Enforcement Officers to you 2D2K) know that to let an assailant within 20' can be a lethal mistake. Even when shot multiple times an assailant has still been able to continue on and kill an officer with a sharp instrument(Even a screwdriver). That's why they draw sidearms when you have no weapon(gun).

[2dumb2kwit]

[ EVEN LEO's(That's Law Enforcement Officers to you 2D2K) know that

* makes note......called......L.E.O.'s.....dumb*

If you think y'all are gettin' that close, you made the BIG mistake, of underestimating your opponent! LOL

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Ken, just finished sighting in the SOCOM II, what's going on now?

Apparently you missed this post on P3 huh?

[Ken]

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