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    Default I am......What am I?

    I am

    Beef, Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Corn Syrup, and Soy Protein Concentrate, with a bit of Salt, Spices, Dextrose, Paprika and Paprika Extracts, Flavoring, Hydrolyzed Soy, Corn and Wheat Proteins, Lactic Acid, Starter Culture and Sodium Nitrate.

    Ken takes me with him almost everywhere he goes.

    What am I?
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    Hot dog....
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Hot dog....
    Nope. Not a hot dog.
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    Slim Jims.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Slim Jims.
    Yep!

    Those things should be a food group all by themselves. You know, a minimum daily requirement and all.

    You just need to carry around a few mints with you as well.......

    If they made 'em a bit smaller, I'd carry a couple in my Altoids tin. Of course, if they made 'em smaller, I'd expect the price to drop accordingly.
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    I missed the "Ken takes me with him..." in the first post. I could blame that on not having my reading glasses, the lack of reading skills, etc. But figured it was something that tasted pretty good ----- and you never want to read the label to see what's in it.
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    Mechanically Seperated Chicken....Now that makes it sound so appetizing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rat31465 View Post
    Mechanically Seperated Chicken....Now that makes it sound so appetizing.
    Well, think about it. When you eat a chicken wing, the meat, technically, IS being mechanically separated from the bone.........
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    Alright...Technically I will give you that since chewing is also Technically a Mechanical action as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rat31465 View Post
    Alright...Technically I will give you that since chewing is also Technically a Mechanical action as well.
    Now you have me wondering just how they mechanically separate the chicken.
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    (writing in notepad) One MORE reason I don't eat Slimjims.
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    Cool Aw man...

    I was gonna say..."Ulcer"!
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