New Record Set in the Death of Spammer

[Rick]

Crash and I may have set a new record in banning a spammer. This morning, a little ferret (flyingzg) went to all the trouble of registering and posting about watches only to have the post deleted and him banned all in a whopping 3 seconds. In addition, he was reported to his ISP (a university) so, with any luck, the school will bump them right on out the door or, at least, revoke their internet privileges.

(sniff)(sniff) I just love the smell of cooked goose in the morning. It smells like victory!


bark,bark,bark,bark,bark,bark,bark,bark,bark,bark, bark,bark,bark,bark,bark,bark!

(My best junk yard dog impersonation)

[wareagle69]

unless its a hairlipped dog then it would be
mark,mark,mark,mark,mark,mark,mark,mark,mark,mark, mark,mark,mark

[Ken]

Nice job, Guys!

[Rick]

Hmmmm. Or a sick dog.

barf, barf, barf,barf, barf, barf,barf, barf, barf,barf, barf, barf!

[Ken]

Or a big dog, "Woof, woof, woof, woof."

Instead of a ferret (flyingzg), "Goof, goof, goof, goof."

[Ken]

Pssssst. Flyingzg? Wanna' buy a watch?

No hard feelings, right?

[Sourdough]

That will be quite enough talk of COOKED Geese......About time you guy's started producing results consistent with the HUGE compensation package you receive. Thank you, job will done.....

[mcfd45]

nice job guys

[Pal334]

That will be quite enough talk of COOKED Geese......About time you guy's started producing results consistent with the HUGE compensation package you receive. Thank you, job will done.....

In view of the austere economic climate perhaps a compensation committee is in order? An emphasis on results?

[Sourdough]

In view of the austere economic climate perhaps a compensation committee is in order? An emphasis on results?

I am O.K. with a Bounty Program. Say they kill a , and get a 50% bonus, this on top of the "Love & Affection & Thank-you package they currently receive.

[Rick]

I don't think I can accept any compensation package tied to results. You folks don't want me to starve to death do you?

[Ken]

I don't think I can accept any compensation package tied to results. You folks don't want me to starve to death do you?

Well, it CAN be a good fee arrangement.

[Sourdough]

I don't think I can accept any compensation package tied to results. You folks don't want me to starve to death do you?

Don't worry Crash can carry the dead'weight.

[oldsoldier]

Good catch thx guys

[oly]

Rick I will sale you my watch if you really need one.
second thought, I would have to get out of my lumpy chair, your going to have to change the battery in your sun dial your self.

[Rick]

Don't worry Crash can carry the dead'weight.

In that case, I'm in!!!!

[Ken]

In that case, I'm in!!!!

Good legal advice is an absolute necessity when negotiating celebrity employment contracts. PM me.

[Rick]

Legal advice? I just negotiated a deal in which someone else has to do all the work and I get paid? How can you possibly do better than that?

[Ken]

Legal advice? I just negotiated a deal in which someone else has to do all the work and I get paid? How can you possibly do better than that?

Compensation. Benefits. Perks. Residuals. Stock Options. Promotion to Super Duper Moderator. Chauferred Limo. Staff Assistants. Bacon and Twinkie Bonus. Talk Show Bookings. Paid Vacations. Personal Jetliner. (several new and used now on the market). Personal Security Detail (Ningas).

The list goes on. Do you understand NOW?

[Rick]

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