Greetings from my neck of the woods!

**Gray Wolf** · 05-11-2009, 02:39 AM

Didn't bother looking if I welcomed you back then, But you haven't posted for over 2 years, so I guess you left us. Bye.

**chiye tanka** · 05-13-2009, 03:15 PM

I meant to do that. I was testing you guys.

**Ken** · 05-13-2009, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by chiye tanka

I meant to do that. I was testing you guys.

*turns to face witness*

Q. "Deputy, when you attended the academy, were you given instruction in investigative techniques?"

A. "Yes, I was."

Q. "And were you taught various techniques for conducting field interrogations of suspects?"

A. "Uhh, yes, I was."

Q. "And did your training in this subject include methods to observe a suspect for indications that they were not being truthful?"

A. "Um, ah, yes, it did."

Q. "And do you recall what those specific indicators are?"

A. "Yes. Uhh, yes, I do."

Q. "And do those indicators include feigned confusion and profuse prespiration"?

A. "Can you please repeat the question........"

Q. "Sir, do those indicators include feigned confusion and profuse prespiration"?

A. *I hate lawyers.* Uh, ah, yes.

Q. "The very same indicators that you are now yourself demonstrating on the witness stand?"

A. "Um, no, uh not really......"

Jurors:

Q. "Deputy, was that really just a "test" you administered? Were you really just "TESTING the guys", as you testified on direct examination, Deputy?

Please remember, sir, that you are under oath!"

A. "Uh, Judge, can I have a restroom break and a moment to call MY lawyer?"

**chiye tanka** · 05-13-2009, 04:24 PM

Remember when I said you weren't a bad guy for an attorney?

I LIED!!!!

**Ken** · 05-13-2009, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by chiye tanka

Remember when I said you weren't a bad guy for an attorney?

I LIED!!!!

Wow! Even when you're NOT under oath, huh?

**chiye tanka** · 05-13-2009, 04:33 PM

You know how it is, lie and swear to it.

**DOGMAN** · 05-13-2009, 07:56 PM

Bump...lets see how long we can keep this intro alive

**Ken** · 05-14-2009, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by Jason_Montana

Bump...lets see how long we can keep this intro alive

Per Jason's request -Bump

**oldsoldier** · 05-14-2009, 08:35 AM

okay Ken......Bump

**Ken** · 05-14-2009, 08:36 PM

Bump 4. Happy, Jason?

**DOGMAN** · 05-14-2009, 09:12 PM

I too am feeling that old Wiccan Spirit

**oldsoldier** · 05-15-2009, 10:10 AM

Jason is that anything like the moonshine spirit?? ( only joking but had to say something) ..... Bump

**DOGMAN** · 05-15-2009, 10:16 AM

very similar to moonshine.....

**Alpine_Sapper** · 05-15-2009, 04:04 PM

Hey, you gotta give props to anything that can get a bunch of naked women dancing in a circle, whether it's wicca, shine, or a fat wad of cash. Same end result.

**chiye tanka** · 05-15-2009, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Alpine_Sapper

Hey, you gotta give props to anything that can get a bunch of naked women dancing in a circle, whether it's wicca, shine, or a fat wad of cash. Same end result.

I like the way you think!

**uvajed** · 05-15-2009, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by WiccanSpirit

Hello everyone! I am new to this forum and i didn't see a thread where we could introduce ourselves so i figured that i should do so now. lol I live in Canada, in a small town so hunting is a way of life for me. I grew up in the bush so i had to learn everything i could without causing my dad grief! lol didn't work. hehe
I have a question, lol has anyone ever cleaned a partridge? My dad always told me that whatever you kill, be sure YOU are the one who is gonna clean it!

So what about you guys?

I just joined today. Welcome from one noob to another! We have so many turkeys running around, I'm tempted to bag a couple.....