Must Read Rules - To All New Members!!!

**laughingbeetle** · 03-01-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by rebel

If someone doesn't like another's post they would be doing their duty to turn them in.

After a little interrogation you'll get your answers.

Heil Ken.

Eating good stuff in front of the offending party, and refusing to share... Should be enough to make the strongest man bow down before authority. Well... It works on my brother!

**Ken** · 03-01-2009, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by rebel

If someone doesn't like another's post they would be doing their duty to turn them in.

After a little interrogation you'll get your answers.

Heil Ken.

Reb, you're killing me........

**rebel** · 03-01-2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Ken

Reb, you're killing me........

We need more promises.

**Ken** · 03-01-2009, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by rebel

We need more promises.

Just thought you should know that Crash and I were thinking of offering you and Trax real cushy jobs in the Q.C. Department. Doesn't pay anything, but the fringe benefits package has great potential.

**laughingbeetle** · 03-01-2009, 11:09 AM

HAHA!! Good save, cover your tail there, Ken!

**rebel** · 03-01-2009, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Ken

Just thought you should know that Crash and I were thinking of offering you and Trax real cushy jobs in the Q.C. Department. Doesn't pay anything, but the fringe benefits package has great potential.

It's always good to be in at the beginning. Like a pyramid. Us at the top. I can envision it all, the wealth, power, prestige. Hanging out with movie stars. Nice houses. Women, women and more women to share our fun. If all else fails, if you can't be famous, be infamous.

**Ken** · 03-01-2009, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by rebel

It's always good to be in at the beginning. Like a pyramid. Us at the top. I can envision it all, the wealth, power, prestige. Hanging out with movie stars. Nice houses. Women, women and more women to share our fun. If all else fails, if you can't be famous, be infamous.

Just don't tell Rick. He's been pouting about this since day one. Plain jealous, he is.

Just plain jealous........

**rebel** · 03-01-2009, 11:24 AM

One thing that has me worried. It's the other folks close to my position. The butt sniffs are always tooting their horn and trying to stab me in the back. Waiting like spiders. They want to make me look bad and take over my spot and eventually yours.

**Rick** · 03-01-2009, 11:28 AM

Jealous? Why would I be jealous when i've attained the pinnacle of life....Super Moderator? Not just an ordinary moderator, mind you, but a super one. Wealth, power, prestige. Hanging out with movie stars. Nice houses. Women, women and more women to share our fun. Oh,yea. Life is good.

**rebel** · 03-01-2009, 11:33 AM

Hey Rick.

**Ken** · 03-01-2009, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Rick

Jealous? Why would I be jealous when i've attained the pinnacle of life....Super Moderator? Not just an ordinary moderator, mind you, but a super one. Wealth, power, prestige. Hanging out with movie stars. Nice houses. Women, women and more women to share our fun. Oh,yea. Life is good.

Okay, I'll give you an openning here. Can you post any pics?

**Beans** · 03-01-2009, 11:37 AM

Some rules must be obeyed.

I was going to try the new drink from India but since we now have quality control I will defer this decision to them.
http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...urine+drinkers

Please provide the quanity required for a complete test and a location where it is to be sent.

It is in Customs now waiting for your reply.

There is a rumor about using other bull waste products in a desert patty. A sample will be sent if the rumors are true,

**Ken** · 03-01-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Beans

Some rules must be obeyed.

I was going to try the new drink from India but since we now have quality control I will defer this decision to them.
http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...urine+drinkers

Please provide the quanity required for a complete test and a location where it is to be sent.

It is in Customs now waiting for your reply.

There is a rumor about using other bull waste products in a desert patty. A sample will be sent if the rumors are true,

Okay, okay. I can see that you are pushing for us to give Rick a job in Q.C., huh?

Just send it over to the Safe Zone. It'll be an pre-employment test for him.

**Beans** · 03-01-2009, 11:52 AM

Okay, okay. I can see that you are pushing for us to give Rick a job in Q.C., huh? Just send it over to the Safe Zone. It'll be an pre-employment test for him.

ROTFLMAO after spraying my keyboard, out my nose, with coffee