Must Read Rules - To All New Members!!!

**Ken** · 02-27-2009, 07:31 PM

The thread linked below is a must read for all new members.

We will track replies to ensure that this rule is followed.

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...uality+Control

After reading this linked thread, all new members should return here and copy and paste the following in the context of your reply to this post:

"I hereby agree that I will comply with all Quality Control Department Regulations, as amended, or as may be amended from time to time. Nothing I do, say, post anywhere in the Forum, or otherwise am instructed to do will exempt me from said Regulations. Ever."

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

Quality Control Department

**Pal334** · 02-27-2009, 08:14 PM

I claim a foul!!! I think there has been some chicanery in play. However, I know when I am bested

I hereby Pledge to do something or other (damn, already forgot the subject)

**Tony uk** · 02-27-2009, 08:52 PM

I hereby do not agree that I will comply with all Quality Control Department Regulations, as amended, or as may be amended from time to time. Everything I do, say, post anywhere in the Forum, or otherwise am instructed to do will exempt me from said Regulations. Always."

**Ken** · 02-27-2009, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by Tony uk

I hereby do agree that I will comply with all Quality Control Department Regulations, as amended, or as may be amended from time to time. Nothing I do, say, post anywhere in the Forum, or otherwise am instructed to do will exempt me from said Regulations. Ever."

Here we have it! Our first pledge! Thank you, Tony!!!

(As the Director of Quality Control, I fixed a few of your typos for you. Remember, that IS my responsibility, Tony.

)

**Tony uk** · 02-27-2009, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

Here we have it! Our first pledge! Thank you, Tony!!!

(As the Director of Quality Control, I fixed a few of your typos for you. Remember, that IS my responsibility, Tony.

)

Meh, i'll reply to this later when i can think of something to say.

**laughingbeetle** · 02-28-2009, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by Tony uk

I hereby do not agree that I will comply with all Quality Control Department Regulations, as amended, or as may be amended from time to time. Everything I do, say, post anywhere in the Forum, or otherwise am instructed to do will exempt me from said Regulations. Always."

Yep, what he said. i am too lazy to type all that, trying to not drink coffee past 11pm. It's hard though. I grew up on the stuff... coffee was alwys on from when Dad got up (4am) till the last person went to bed. (usually me at midnight or so.)

**wildography** · 02-28-2009, 11:51 AM

ummm... I tried to copy and paste the statement... but... now I've got glue all over my computer screen... but, yeah... that pledge sounds good to me...

**Ken** · 02-28-2009, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by wildography

ummm... I tried to copy and paste the statement... but... now I've got glue all over my computer screen... but, yeah... that pledge sounds good to me...

**trax** · 02-28-2009, 12:32 PM

Well I'm glad I'm not a new member cuz as soon as I see "rules" I start to get kind of drowsy. Same thing happens when people start telling me they have "issues" come to think of it.....

what was this thread about again?

**Ken** · 02-28-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by trax

Well I'm glad I'm not a new member cuz as soon as I see "rules" I start to get kind of drowsy. Same thing happens when people start telling me they have "issues" come to think of it.....

what was this thread about again?

C'mon, Trax.

You know dern well that this is nothing more than a cheap ploy by Crashdive and me to get members to send us free food. I'm talking barbeque, venison, pies and cookies ........

Maybe, if you support our efforts, just maybe, we'll see to it that you get a bottle of whiskey in your mailbox.

**trax** · 02-28-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

C'mon, Trax.

You know dern well that this is nothing more than a cheap ploy by Crashdive and me to get members to send us free food. I'm talking barbeque, venison, pies and cookies ........

Maybe, if you support our efforts, just maybe, we'll see to it that you get a bottle of whiskey in your mailbox.

A cheap ploy by you and Crashdive??? Well, who'da thunk it?

**klkak** · 02-28-2009, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by Ken

The thread linked below is a must read for all new members.

We will track replies to ensure that this rule is followed.

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...uality+Control

After reading this linked thread, all new members should return here and copy and paste the following in the context of your reply to this post:

"I hereby agree that I will comply with all Quality Control Department Regulations, as amended, or as may be amended from time to time. Nothing I do, say, post anywhere in the Forum, or otherwise am instructed to do will exempt me from said Regulations. Ever."

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

Quality Control Department

Well I reckon since it says "NEW MEMBERS" it doesn't apply to me.

**Ken** · 03-01-2009, 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by klkak

Well I reckon since it says "NEW MEMBERS" it doesn't apply to me.

It'll be tough enough to pull this one off on the newbies.......

**laughingbeetle** · 03-01-2009, 08:03 AM

Persistance, gentlemen!! I am sure you will pull it off, if you find a numpty or two!!

**catfish10101** · 03-01-2009, 08:04 AM

"I hereby agree that I will NEVER comply with ANY Quality Control Department Regulations, as amended, or as may be amended from time to time. Nothing anyone does, says, posts anywhere in the Forum, or otherwise am instructed to do, say or post will make me comply with ANY Regulations. Ever."
Though, I may just cook you up a pot of coon and nutria gumbo.

**laughingbeetle** · 03-01-2009, 08:09 AM

**crashdive123** · 03-01-2009, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by catfish10101

"I hereby agree that I will NEVER comply with ANY Quality Control Department Regulations, as amended, or as may be amended from time to time. Nothing anyone does, says, posts anywhere in the Forum, or otherwise am instructed to do, say or post will make me comply with ANY Regulations. Ever."
Though, I may just cook you up a pot of coon and nutria gumbo.

You....you.....scofflaw!

**Ken** · 03-01-2009, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by crashdive123

You....you.....scofflaw!

Sanctions.

We must consider appropriate sanctions.

**rebel** · 03-01-2009, 10:50 AM

If someone doesn't like another's post they would be doing their duty to turn them in.

After a little interrogation you'll get your answers.

Heil Ken.