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    I see what you did there. Wax on, wax off. Very...

    I see what you did there. Wax on, wax off. Very nice, weedhopper. When you are lying in bed and hear the sound of a buzzing mosquito have no fear. That is the sound of a male mosquito in search of a...
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    Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? You...

    Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? You must be talking to me. I'm the only one here. (In my best Pacino typing)
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    We have characters. Believe me. We have a lot of...

    We have characters. Believe me. We have a lot of characters.
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    We keep turning over rocks and scraping the slime...

    We keep turning over rocks and scraping the slime and we keep finding 'em.
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    They have Kook-aid in Moldova?

    They have Kook-aid in Moldova?
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    I'll bet that bit coming out. ...

    I'll bet that bit coming out.

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    If it's a laughable assertion why didn't any...

    If it's a laughable assertion why didn't any economist, watchdog group or media outlet challenge them? Employment numbers can't be faked. GDP can't be faked. It's all there for anyone to challenge.
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    https://www.mjmmagic.com/store/images/24019.jpg...

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    I can't wear them too long or I'll get sheet faced.
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    I learned last night that it only takes 30...

    I learned last night that it only takes 30 minutes to assemble a ghost gun. My skills must be really lacking.
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    See? That was me before braces. Now look at me. ...

    See? That was me before braces. Now look at me.

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    The difference is the last administration turned...

    The difference is the last administration turned in the best numbers of almost any administration. You might not like the man but you have to respect the results. Those can't be argued with and I'm...
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    I'm not sure about manipulation this time. The...

    I'm not sure about manipulation this time. The Covid rescue plan costs $1.9 trillion. We're going to add $2.2 trillion dollars for infrastructure and the American Family Plan will cost $1.8 trillion...
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    Five feet of snow. That is God's way of telling...

    Five feet of snow. That is God's way of telling me not to live there.
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    Those run on sentences sure mess me up before...

    Those run on sentences sure mess me up before coffee. Let me get a sip or two. No, still mess me up.
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    Is that what that was? I thought I stepped...

    Is that what that was? I thought I stepped in....well, I'll be dipped.
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    It's really sad when a spammer posts a link that...

    It's really sad when a spammer posts a link that doesn't go anywhere. You almost feel sorry for them.....Almost. This it's a complete miss.
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    That's what the Duke Boys thought too. That...

    That's what the Duke Boys thought too. That methane is explosive.

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    The only time I went running down a trail was...

    The only time I went running down a trail was after I tripped. I scared the snot out of a snake as I went sailing past. Finally found a grapevine I could latch onto to slow things down. I vowed if...
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    You're supposed to cook it, you know. It ain't...

    You're supposed to cook it, you know. It ain't like sushi.
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    Yeah, now that I'm older I get that 10=15 second...

    Yeah, now that I'm older I get that 10=15 second pause between doing something stupid and the onset of pain to ponder, "oh, God, this is really gonna hurt." And is usually does. I stubbed my toe on...
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    Balancing on two wheels? That would be parkour...

    Balancing on two wheels? That would be parkour enough for me. I remember wiping out in gravel at 7 years old. No thank you.
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    I don't know. At our age it might be best to just...

    I don't know. At our age it might be best to just sit down and wait. Given the choice of running and being eaten by a bear....that bear thing is looking better and better.
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    Kool-aid in my Roy Roger's thermos and Twinkies...

    Kool-aid in my Roy Roger's thermos and Twinkies in my WWII rucksack.
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    Why did it scare you? (I'm using a bait caster)

    Why did it scare you? (I'm using a bait caster)
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    More paper! I need more paper!

    More paper! I need more paper!
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