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  1. If you find it hard to focus your binoculars on...

    If you find it hard to focus your binoculars on deer that close I would suggest pasting a picture of a deer on the front of the binoculars. At first glance (no pun intended), that may seem foolish...
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    Crash assured me it was either the red one or the...

    Crash assured me it was either the red one or the yellow one. Then he left.

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    Yeah, strange is good actually. You don't want to...

    Yeah, strange is good actually. You don't want to see bizarre. This is what it looked like when we showed up. That was bizarre.

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  4. I do feel bad for your situation. The protest...

    I do feel bad for your situation. The protest there have been pretty bad. I assume you have fishing and hunting licenses and plan to obey the laws for both. Being arrested for poaching and leaving...
  5. Thread: Hello!

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    Welcome home.

    Welcome home.
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    I just knew that was gonna happen. If he/she/it...

    I just knew that was gonna happen. If he/she/it thought it was cold in Moldova just wait until they hang out in the ether a bit.
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    Well, yeah. That went without sayin'.

    Well, yeah. That went without sayin'.
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    It does get awfully cold in Moldova. Maybe you...

    It does get awfully cold in Moldova. Maybe you should move to Istanbul where it's a bit warmer. Ciao.
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    I was thinking pretty face, beautiful rotund...

    I was thinking pretty face, beautiful rotund body, intelligent mind. But, no, just spam. Makes me almost want to cry. Almost. Oh, look, butterflies.
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    Women is one thing but fate, yeah, that's a whole...

    Women is one thing but fate, yeah, that's a whole nother ball game. Letting fate have its way with you is not my idea of a wonderful evening. Night or day come to think of it. A biker gang would be a...
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    I would have thought a much better saying would...

    I would have thought a much better saying would have been, If it doesn't kill you, avoid it like the plague so it doesn't get a second chance. But, that's just me.
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    Me too. They say the water is bad there. They...

    Me too. They say the water is bad there. They really aren't gurus, they are just up there so they get the freshest water. I guess that makes them kinda smart.
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    [/COLOR]Stop! Thing back to those days behind the...

    [/COLOR]Stop! Thing back to those days behind the desk staring at some blank eyed teenager on the other side of the desk. Walking the halls and finding used gum tossed on the floor like that's what...
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    I was born to be mildly madcap. Wild sort of...

    I was born to be mildly madcap. Wild sort of pushes the boundary for me.
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    Kyrat and I have no job but a very full life. We...

    Kyrat and I have no job but a very full life. We both sometimes wonder how we found the time to work. As for me, I have no expectations so whatever reality brings is pretty much better than my...
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    I've eaten bugs on accident. I wasn't happy about...

    I've eaten bugs on accident. I wasn't happy about it. I coughed and spit a lot. Too little too late after the bug went down. I'm sure the bug wasn't any happier about it.
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    Do you think you'll catch Covid in the...

    Do you think you'll catch Covid in the Peechi-Vazhani Wild Life Sanctuary?
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    I'd settle for just a moment instead of weeks and...

    I'd settle for just a moment instead of weeks and months.

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    Boy, I can sure vouch for that. Wait a...

    Boy, I can sure vouch for that. Wait a minute....did that come out right?
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    A couple of us have completed our wilderness oral...

    A couple of us have completed our wilderness oral surgery course. Unfortunately, I haven't worked on any live patients yet. Dogs and cats but no people...per se. Oh, one cow, but I digress. Using the...
  21. Thread: Hi

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    Welcome home.

    Welcome home.
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    That's what happens in Spamackastan. Rated the...

    That's what happens in Spamackastan. Rated the least friendly but best tasting country.
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    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/fIhqJi0mJF...

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    That would be like a slow chicken that never made...

    That would be like a slow chicken that never made it across the road. But, I guess you could still ask the question why she tried.
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    Wait a minute...I've seen Bacon Spam, I've seen...

    Wait a minute...I've seen Bacon Spam, I've seen Hickory Smoked Spam, Hot and Spicy, Teriyaki, Jalapeno. I've even seen Spam with Portuguese Sausage but I've never seen Hammered Spam. This must be a...
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