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    But that's how you get to be immune to every...

    But that's how you get to be immune to every disease known to modern man.

    "If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger." Neitzsche (the man who collected consonants)
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    Eh, Rick, we've all had our moments. :)

    Eh, Rick, we've all had our moments.

    :)
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    I think it's like cubed steak. Just think of it!...

    I think it's like cubed steak. Just think of it! Spam cubed!
  4. Once you find Baconstan, why go any further?

    Once you find Baconstan, why go any further?
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    If you try something and it doesn't work, it...

    If you try something and it doesn't work, it doesn't mean what your doing doesn't work... you're just not trying hard enough.
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    Black bear? Do they attack? I'd see all kinds of...

    Black bear? Do they attack? I'd see all kinds of signs of them in AL but never saw one except once. I could wrestle the guy (I didn't. He ran away).

    Now we have grizzlies out here so I carry bear...
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    Hmmm...berries and spam. I haven't tried that...

    Hmmm...berries and spam. I haven't tried that yet. There's gotta be someway to make the stuff edible. Maybe I can air condition it (just to stay with the topic.)
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    Actually, I've avoided having fun kids (or any...

    Actually, I've avoided having fun kids (or any other kind).

    I learned to take baths in cold water early. The trick is to get the water on your hands, rub it onto your body, and dry it off. What's...
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    I heard a male mosquito once. He was cussing up a...

    I heard a male mosquito once. He was cussing up a storm. Something about his wife buzzing around all over town. I couldn't tell much else...he was very small.
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    That's one thing I like about Colorado. We have...

    That's one thing I like about Colorado. We have biting flies...but they don't obscure the sun.
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    That was where they first learned about spam....

    That was where they first learned about spam. It's very touching.
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    O.o Why did you eat your window teeth?

    O.o
    Why did you eat your window teeth?
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    Maybe he's a medium assembler.

    Maybe he's a medium assembler.
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    I'm always very surprised when it sounds like a...

    I'm always very surprised when it sounds like a politician these days sound like they have any kind of ethic at all. Most of the people involved with making laws focus on the desires of the people...
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    Out of snow? We'll send you some more (wait,...

    Out of snow?

    We'll send you some more (wait, let me check my forecast) uh, next Tuesday and then a little more early May.

    Wait...you said you already planted?

    Uh... don't worry. Forecasts...
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    Indeed it is.

    Indeed it is.
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    I ignore most weather in Colorado, but not...

    I ignore most weather in Colorado, but not thunderstorms. I don't even want to contend with some of the hail we get out here.

    When I look over my shoulder and see a huge black mass of clouds...
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    Eh, I guess a matter of taste. I like bears but...

    Eh, I guess a matter of taste. I like bears but I'll eat anything if I'm hungry enough.
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    LOL. Yeah, approaching thunder storms will do...

    LOL. Yeah, approaching thunder storms will do that to you, too
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    That crawling out of the wilderness thing seems...

    That crawling out of the wilderness thing seems like a cool trick. DeCaprio did a decent job on that.

    I've had bear and I'd have to be pretty hungry to do it again.
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    It's just experience. Synapses get jaded.

    It's just experience. Synapses get jaded.
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    Seriously, though, running is the last thing you...

    Seriously, though, running is the last thing you want to do (although it could come to that. Bears are not as slow as they look and they can (and will) track you for miles.
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    Wow, Rick, that was not a positive part of my...

    Wow, Rick, that was not a positive part of my childhood. I'm amazed I still have skin.
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    Anyone can grunt, sweak, and squawk with an...

    Anyone can grunt, sweak, and squawk with an animal. Take a bear...prelude to a show and meal...
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    Hey, Vincent understands me when I talk to...

    Hey, Vincent understands me when I talk to him...when he wants to.
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