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    I was thinking pretty face, beautiful rotund...

    I was thinking pretty face, beautiful rotund body, intelligent mind. But, no, just spam. Makes me almost want to cry. Almost. Oh, look, butterflies.
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    Women is one thing but fate, yeah, that's a whole...

    Women is one thing but fate, yeah, that's a whole nother ball game. Letting fate have its way with you is not my idea of a wonderful evening. Night or day come to think of it. A biker gang would be a...
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    I would have thought a much better saying would...

    I would have thought a much better saying would have been, If it doesn't kill you, avoid it like the plague so it doesn't get a second chance. But, that's just me.
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    Me too. They say the water is bad there. They...

    Me too. They say the water is bad there. They really aren't gurus, they are just up there so they get the freshest water. I guess that makes them kinda smart.
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    [/COLOR]Stop! Thing back to those days behind the...

    [/COLOR]Stop! Thing back to those days behind the desk staring at some blank eyed teenager on the other side of the desk. Walking the halls and finding used gum tossed on the floor like that's what...
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    I was born to be mildly madcap. Wild sort of...

    I was born to be mildly madcap. Wild sort of pushes the boundary for me.
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    Kyrat and I have no job but a very full life. We...

    Kyrat and I have no job but a very full life. We both sometimes wonder how we found the time to work. As for me, I have no expectations so whatever reality brings is pretty much better than my...
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    I've eaten bugs on accident. I wasn't happy about...

    I've eaten bugs on accident. I wasn't happy about it. I coughed and spit a lot. Too little too late after the bug went down. I'm sure the bug wasn't any happier about it.
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    Do you think you'll catch Covid in the...

    Do you think you'll catch Covid in the Peechi-Vazhani Wild Life Sanctuary?
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    I'd settle for just a moment instead of weeks and...

    I'd settle for just a moment instead of weeks and months.

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    Boy, I can sure vouch for that. Wait a...

    Boy, I can sure vouch for that. Wait a minute....did that come out right?
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    A couple of us have completed our wilderness oral...

    A couple of us have completed our wilderness oral surgery course. Unfortunately, I haven't worked on any live patients yet. Dogs and cats but no people...per se. Oh, one cow, but I digress. Using the...
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    Welcome home.

    Welcome home.
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    That's what happens in Spamackastan. Rated the...

    That's what happens in Spamackastan. Rated the least friendly but best tasting country.
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    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/fIhqJi0mJF...

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/fIhqJi0mJFenlgxsA68fvDG3c77b2xgUMm1qECYJTpzoX5Z-xHA5_8yh_TZ1WNQUUzPlLD1PXGA0CMbBScN_hmTLA1YXMbmu2BPoQsmbsT15saV1_NxsukpcBRDBSQb0dB73DRK8Sn6BY2p58GqkcploOuRuDkHJ...
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    That would be like a slow chicken that never made...

    That would be like a slow chicken that never made it across the road. But, I guess you could still ask the question why she tried.
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    Wait a minute...I've seen Bacon Spam, I've seen...

    Wait a minute...I've seen Bacon Spam, I've seen Hickory Smoked Spam, Hot and Spicy, Teriyaki, Jalapeno. I've even seen Spam with Portuguese Sausage but I've never seen Hammered Spam. This must be a...
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    Well, sure, I could but it probably wouldn't do...

    Well, sure, I could but it probably wouldn't do you any good in Bucharest. Try Google. Oh, did you know that Romania ranks fifth in spam? I'll bet you did. Even Spock knows they're rated fifth.
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  19. Tile Mate Tracker.....Just sayin'....I keep one...

    Tile Mate Tracker.....Just sayin'....I keep one in my pocket in case I get lost I can find myself.
  20. Variety. It's like looking at the same...

    Variety. It's like looking at the same woman...no, wait. Really bad example. Umm. Guns. Yeah, Guns. Forget that other thing. Guns. Variety = Guns. I've always said a guy can never have too many...
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    Zowey! I'm sure glad you explained that. I...

    Zowey! I'm sure glad you explained that. I thought you were going to be disparaging there for a moment.

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    I was found informations about his amazing new...

    I was found informations about his amazing new source. It was A Okay. You might say it was On the Google.
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    It's full of Spam.

    It's full of Spam.
  24. Spamackastan, Spamackastan. Hang on. I'm looking...

    Spamackastan, Spamackastan. Hang on. I'm looking through the maps. Here it is...no. that's Baconstan. I'll find it.
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    Riiiight. Where you from...Terry

    Riiiight. Where you from...Terry
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