Casting WILDERNESS GUIDES, SURVIVAL EXPERTS, MOUNTAIN AND MILITARY MEN!

I hope this is OK to post here! I am a casting producer and I thought that members on this site would be really interested!
CALLING ALL WILDERNESS GUIDES, SURVIVAL EXPERTS, MOUNTAIN AND MILITARY MEN!
A MAJOR CABLE NETWORK WANTS YOU AS THE STAR OF THEIR NEXT TV SERIES
Are you adventurous? Someone who likes to escape civilization for extended amounts of time? Do you like to camp for weeks on end? Could you survive in the wilderness using only the natural tools given to you by nature?
If you are a Survival Expert and really want to challenge yourself by taking your skills to a new level we want you to be the star of our television series.
If you think you have what it takes to survive overnight on some of the world’s toughest terrains we have the perfect show for you to demonstrate your skills.
For more information contact us at: [email protected]
Send photos and a brief paragraph describing you and why you would be the perfect star of our show. We will then advise you on the audition process.
Be prepared…we will need you to submit a quick 5 minute videotape of yourself demonstrating some of your techniques. So hurry…email us now…we are only casting for the next couple weeks!

lgeare - it is perfectly OK for you to post as you did. Do you have a link to a site that describes the show or to the production company?

Shucks, My chance to be a "Real Man", and skunked for want of a video camera.

This guy posted the same thing on Surval Topics a few weeks ago. Havent heard a peep from him since. Personally, I think its bogus but I was wrong once.

he doesn't have to write back. he posted a casting call on all the forums he could the waits for folks to reply, i'm sure with all the wannabes out there in the world looking for fleeting fame he has enough e-mails to fill his quota, as for me, no desire to travel anywhere anymore outside of canada or the US

Don't waste your time, everyone. I just got the job.

Autographs are $10.00 each. Autographed 8 x 10 glossy photos are only $29.95. Shipping and handling cost is an additional $3.95 regardless of the size of your order.

I urge all of you to get your orders in early. Prices will go up once the show airs.

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Originally Posted by Ken

Don't waste your time, everyone. I just got the job.

Autographs are $10.00 each. Autographed 8 x 10 glossy photos are only $29.95. Shipping and handling cost is an additional $3.95 regardless of the size of your order.

I urge all of you to get your orders in early. Prices will go up once the show airs.

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Too bad Ken,I can't afford your prices.......

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Originally Posted by nell67

Too bad Ken,I can't afford your prices.......

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C'mon, Nell! You should know that you get a discount!

you do like living dangerously don't you ken

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Originally Posted by wareagle69

you do like living dangerously don't you ken

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This is nothing. You should see me when I'm wearing a suit.

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Originally Posted by Ken

C'mon, Nell! You should know that you get a discount!

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Ha ha,a discount as in free????

as a lawyer i think you should know to post a diclaimer with your pics, such as do not view unless on second cup of coffee (which i quit last month btw)

actually sedn me some i need new targets for sighting in my weapons

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Originally Posted by nell67

Ha ha,a discount as in free????

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My agent just told me that all YOU have to pay is shipping and handling.

I gotta' take a break for a second. The publicity crew just showed up and they want me to pose for the new poster sized promotional photos.

Dang. That other crew from "Entertainment Tonight" is blocking my driveway...........

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Originally Posted by wareagle69

as a lawyer i think you should know to post a diclaimer with your pics, such as do not view unless on second cup of coffee (which i quit last month btw)

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WHAT??? You quit coffee??? Man that takes guts,and is survival on a whole new level,are you having any withdrawls?

by the wa,I scored 9 bags of Starbucks,and millstone coffee this week....for FREE,not outdated,some already ground,and some to be ground later,can get another couple of cases if I want them.

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Originally Posted by wareagle69

actually sedn me some i need new targets for sighting in my weapons

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At $29.95 each, I don't care what you do with them! :innocent: But be careful, the sharp edges may scratch those "tender areas."

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Originally Posted by nell67

WHAT??? You quit coffee??? Man that takes guts,and is survival on a whole new level,are you having any withdrawls?

by the wa,I scored 9 bags of Starbucks,and millstone coffee this week....for FREE,not outdated,some already ground,and some to be ground later,can get another couple of cases if I want them.

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funny story about this, no withdrawls i went to decaf tea, easier on the budget than coffee, sugar and creamer, tea is just tea.
so friday i goes to a neighbors house for a visit, get to talking farming and horses and such, befor i knows it i had two cups o coffee in me, felt like i had done a few rails holy crap sugar and caffeine buzz galore, no paranoia tho:innocent:

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Originally Posted by wareagle69

funny story about this, no withdrawls i went to decaf tea, easier on the budget than coffee, sugar and creamer, tea is just tea.
so friday i goes to a neighbors house for a visit, get to talking farming and horses and such, befor i knows it i had two cups o coffee in me, felt like i had done a few rails holy crap sugar and caffeine buzz galore, no paranoia tho:innocent:

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Yea right,LMAO does our whole existance not scream paranoia????And to do that with out coffee,is just unimaginable,unthinkable,caffiene is my drug of choice.....

well the first few weeks at work was hard i was tired all the time luckily its a big hospital, and lots of hiding spots for a good nap, did not really realise how much caffiene affects you until i had those two cups on friday, next out is sugar, no more snacks(well maybe some snakcs, no need to go crazy) just trying to prep for the fall building up my store of foods and decrease my food bill, will be about 15 months of no work so just trying out things now to be prepared

this is a good year to get a job. Nell< down here here is a holly tree that has cafiene in it> (it does make -ok- camp coffee). nuthin like the real thing.

Maybe TBWN might want to audition?:innocent::sneaky2::cool2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Don't waste your time, everyone. I just got the job.

Autographs are $10.00 each. Autographed 8 x 10 glossy photos are only $29.95. Shipping and handling cost is an additional $3.95 regardless of the size of your order.

I urge all of you to get your orders in early. Prices will go up once the show airs.

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Whatta deal! Send 1000 of each right now along with the cash you just offerred us for taking each one off of your hands! (let's see now, that's $39,985.00 if my math is correct!) Thanks Ken, sending both pictures AND money, whatta guy!!!:innocent::sneaky2::cool2:

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

Whatta deal! Send 1000 of each right now along with the cash you just offerred us for taking each one off of your hands! (let's see now, that's $39,985.00 if my math is correct!) Thanks Ken, sending both pictures AND money, whatta guy!!!:innocent::sneaky2::cool2:

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You needed a calculator to figure that out, didn't you? Be honest! :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

You needed a calculator to figure that out, didn't you? Be honest! :sneaky2:

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Well...yeah...I ran out of fingers!:blushing::online2long:

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

Well...yeah...I ran out of fingers!:blushing::online2long:

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i am still waiting for those mushrooms to arrive in the mail ! i guess i will keep on eating those palm hearts.

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Originally Posted by erunkiswldrnssurvival

i am still waiting for those mushrooms to arrive in the mail ! i guess i will keep on eating those palm hearts.

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I don't think I included you in that offer, however it's all moot as yer 'ole Sarge got skunked this year!:online2long:

I'm too ugly to be on TV so I'm glad Ken got the job.

I guess being a lawyer and all he knows all about the "casting couch" routine with "Bubba". Me I am too old to fight and too fat to run, hope you do better. Sorry, I just remembered you volunteered so I reckon you know what you are gettin' into.

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

I don't think I included you in that offer, however it's all moot as yer 'ole Sarge got skunked this year!:online2long:

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i am sorry to hear that, mabe next year youll get a basket full. i was just hoping to get lucky there! mabe some table scraps? (just kidding)

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Originally Posted by Old Coot

Me I am too old to fight and too fat to run

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We aren't fat, Coot. Today it's referred to a "stable".

He looks really stable doesn't he?
You bet. He wasn't that stable last fall.
Winter will do that to you.
So will eating tubs of peanut butter.

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