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Just wondering if there were was anyone here that was a member of the
Free Masons or the Masonic Lodge or whatever they call it. As you can tell I am not a member.
What other organizations do the members belong to?
Such as: PETA, Tree Huggers Union, Woodsmen Inc, etc etc.
From the snappy responses I guess the members here belong the the Super Secret Order of None of Anyone’s Business...LOL
Why do you ask? Looking at it with a conspiratorial eye and want to know where the National redoubt is...LMAO!
:D
All my time's taken up by being the Head of State of Free Traxistan and taking the grandson out and teaching him bush skills. So far, he and I kind of have a mutual admiration society going, but we're pretty much on our own.
Naw I was just curious.
Although I belong to BADA or Broke Azz Deputy Association, so if ya wanna give a donation pm me and send the check straight here:D
I am a proud, card-carrying member of the most manly of all organizations: The Musician's Union. Secret handshake and all.
of course, the "manly" part only applies to the guys.
The "manly" union for chicks is the theater stagehand's union. And them girls can put a serious hurtin onya. Don't even ask them for their secret handshake.
I think Beowulf65 just wants to know which order has the coolest head gear(Ralph Kramden style).:D
...and where we have our deep tunnel redoubt...
Sorry Beowulf65 ya gotta be a card carrying member, on invitation only, submit to background checks, be thoughly vetted by a credentials committee and be willing to go through an initiation reminiscent of a college fraternity prank to get that kind of info...and the cool headgear...LOL:D
right now just a member of the Boy Scouts of America...remember its just an hour a week
Hey! Hey! Stand back. Ain't nobody vetting me, mister! I ain't that kind. (Mumbles as he backs away) Ain't gettin' vetted by nobody. No, sir!
...see how misunderstood we are and why members may be unwilling to reveal themselves publicly!Quote:
Hey! Hey! Stand back. Ain't nobody vetting me, mister! I ain't that kind. (Mumbles as he backs away) Ain't gettin' vetted by nobody. No, sir!
That’s it, at the next meeting of our all powerful, all knowing, omnipresent league I’m putting forth a motion to cut Indiana off from all bacon and beer for a period of 5 years or until Rick submits to a thorough vetting by every member while wearing the fleece of shame and leather harness of submission...LOL
Note: Here is a little secret. I have never seen a prospective/offender have a issue that a "donation" of cold beer could not help alleviate...LOL
Pilsner Urquell is my preference;)
My dog always panics when she's about t get vetted.
:mad:The wife took my beagle pup and got him vetted. Cost me a bundle and the poor little guy? whatever just looks sad. Legs don't appeal to him anymore and the nude picture of Lassie (the one without her collar) I took out of his doggie house, doesn't appeal to him anymore either. Guy that I got him from called and asked if I wanted papers on him. It's a sad day around here:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
I am a member of F.A.R.T. (Father's Against Radical Teens) does that count? :D
hey I'm not even against radical teams and I wanna join just to say I'm a member of F.A.R.T :D
F.A.R.T.????? now dear,why would you want to join that club???
Free Traxistan can have it's own chapter. I'll look around here and see if I have a membership/ chapter organization phamphlet here somewhere.:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
In the meantime, ya'll can get the t-shirts. http://www.cafepress.com/cooltshirtstore/1661457
just imagining the joy of telling someone that's what I belong to.Quote:
Originally Posted by nell67
Nell, You can get a t-shirt as well. I mean, we can't leave Nell out of this now can we??
http://www.cafepress.com/cooltshirtstore/1669039
LOL,so I can be an honorary F.A.R.T??? Cool,I think.:D
I used to be a member of the Darma Initiative but then I got voted off the island. Mac
Radical Teens. Just another reason to keep duct tape on hand at all times. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ridge Wolf
Let's see......there could be Honorary F.A.R.T.'s. Young F.A.R.T.'s. Old F.A.R.T.'s. Crusty Old F.A.R.T.'s. The list could go on an on.
Nope.. yours is M.A.R.T. (mothers against radical teens). :DLOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by nell67
I'm a member of the Justice League. How you like me now?
About the same as before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavor Bear
Y'all just jealous I get to go to meetings on a satellite.Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Jealous? Nah. Just say hi to Wonder Woman for me.
elf,ab,war,peta,shtffc
I'm a member of PINTS. Pygmies In New Traxistan's Service. I'm the really tall one. Well, in comparison.
I'm a proud member of RSL!
Rick's Sh*t List
It takes constant effort to remain a member of that exclusive club.
I think I need to go now and photoshop his avatar onto one of those bears in the rubbermaid hot tub.
[practices secret handshake before clicking quick reply button]
Oh, contraire mon a me. It takes very little effort to be on that list. Just about anyone that disagrees with me gets placed there. It does, however, require a grating, inane, moronic, I just want to crush you like a bug, personality to be number one. Several vie for that honor.:D
I joined the TAR this morning, Twinkies Against Rick as they are tired of his cannibalism.
He's still reliving the past, Crash. Guys go off into the mountains and when they come back they expect the world has stood still. Go figure.
Had a really witty post, but then I remembered he's the team's heavy weapons guy.
Ah yes, discretion...the better part of keeping your a$$ intact.Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
All of this has made me realize that Free Traxistan requires..not a secret handshake, but a formal salute (for when the pygmies are on parade and such)
I was thinking, fold both hands into fists at one's sides, raise both fists above the head and extend second finger of both hands. You guys like it?
Wait. Just so there's no misunderstanding. Are you saying he's heavy and handles the weapons or he handles the heavy weapons?
Uh.....yeah.
Actually, I think this is just the coolest salute I've ever seen.
http://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/16724.JPG
I've always been kind of partial to this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images...s-salute1.jpeg
but they're both taken, and the guy in Rick's photo looks like he's about to shoot himself in the butt
Yeah? And when we take over the world everything will be ours. We could even accuse these guys of stealing our salute first. Brilliant, huh?