Gastronomic Quality Control
It occurs to me that many of my friends here post recipies for all sorts of great food (smoked bacon, pulled pork, the list goes on) and that many of us will attempt to duplicate these recipies ourselves.
Nothing is worse than a failed recipe or one that doesn't live up to its expectations.
In the spirit of true self-sacrifice, I hereby appoint myself Director of Gastronomic Quality Control for Wilderness Survival Forums. Henceforth, a sample of at least 5 pounds or 1 gallon, as the case may be, of any food or drink item must be delivered to me at least one week in advance of the posting of a recipe. Thereafter, I will submit my QC report as soon as the recipe is posted. No, I don't expect any form of payment (other than your undying gratitude) for this service.
Please feel free to contact me for delivery information.