f.A.R.T. DYNASTY!

With all of the casting calls we get on here for homesteaders, preppers, survialists, outdoors folks, and the like it occurred to me that every idea these guys come up with is basically a clone of an earlier show. The next logical step is a "parody" of these shows. So here's what I suggest:

We have enough people on this forum to have our own show. What's more, they're not the "norm;" they're very interesting. Think about it. We see Rick trying to navigate a canoe loaded down with guns; the canoe flips over, spilling the weapons and Rick into a raging River! Rick shouts out: "Oh no! Not again!" He get's fished out and soaking wet is bummed because all of his Twinkies are soaked!

Ken(who could also be our legal counsel regarding contracts) and 2 Dumb are always "ranking" each other.

Hunter is seen drooling over a picture of Ruth Hawke...or just drooling.

You get the picture. Any other ideas out there?...:idea:

Maybe we should discuss this in one of those private group threads so the casting directors and their ilk don't steal any more ideas.

Well I can see the annual canoe armada setting out to dump everyone's latest additions into the abyss or the bottomless raging river.
Did already lose one boat....Right?

As I.F.A.R.T.E.D I feel it my responsibility to point out no-one can write down these ideas. Crash left the paper and pencils in the boat that Pal lost. There was talk of getting more stock, but the that nice Abdullah fellah from Homeland Security needed the request in gazillionplicate. As there is no paper and pencils to copy it out, and Rick got sidetracked by a Danish(the pastry not the people) and a Coffee then needed a nap, well we still need paper and pencils.

May I know what is f.A.R.T. Dynasty..hope it has nothing to do with release of certain gas from therear bottom side of the body which might be mistaken the smell of durian..?

Since most of us are older we have established the Fairly Agile Response Team (F.A.R.T.). Our goal is rescue missions but since we are older it generally works out that we eat a lot of bacon and drink a lot of coffee with naps thrown in. It's just a way to add some humor to the forum. Now I need a nap.

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Originally Posted by Winnie

As I.F.A.R.T.E.D I feel it my responsibility to point out no-one can write down these ideas. Crash left the paper and pencils in the boat that Pal lost. There was talk of getting more stock, but the that nice Abdullah fellah from Homeland Security needed the request in gazillionplicate. As there is no paper and pencils to copy it out, and Rick got sidetracked by a Danish(the pastry not the people) and a Coffee then needed a nap, well we still need paper and pencils.

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I had some but I forgot where I put it!...:crying:

As I.F.A.R.T.E.D I keep records of derring do and didin't. I also wrote the history of F.A.R.T. This should make it all as clear as mud.

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...thday+F.A.R.Ts

and I thought this needed digging up again too. Still makes me laugh.

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...eland+security

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Originally Posted by Winnie

As I.F.A.R.T.E.D I keep records of derring do and didin't. I also wrote the history of F.A.R.T. This should make it all as clear as mud.

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...thday+F.A.R.Ts

and I thought this needed digging up again too. Still makes me laugh.

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...eland+security

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Thank you Winnie for digging all of this up! It brought a tear to my eye, a chuckle from my mouth and vomit from my gut! Who thinks that F.A.R.T. Dynasty wouldn't sweep the ratings after all of that? I rest my case. Also look out for the opposing team, the V.O.M.I.T.S.! (Violent Old Men In Tights Squad!) I hear they're really bad, the have some sort of projectile weapon!...:crying:

Also, an update. Abdul bailed on us because, as a Muslim, he was offended by the eating of bacon by our group...go figure!...:innocent:

So you think the F.A.R.T.s are unarmed do you? Let me tell you that we have a Hong! This weapon is so highly classified that I'm not allowed to post it here on the forums, but only through PM, so if you want to see it in action you'll have to tell me!...:thumbup:

You have a picture? You are messed up. It is probably burning a hole in your hard drive right now. I know that it is still burning a hole in the back of my eye, and it has been more than a year since I saw it last..... and that time better be getting longer and longer.

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Originally Posted by finallyME

You have a picture? You are messed up. It is probably burning a hole in your hard drive right now. I know that it is still burning a hole in the back of my eye, and it has been more than a year since I saw it last..... and that time better be getting longer and longer.

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It's hanging in his bedroom.

The hong or the picture?! Either way, that's bad. And what were you doing in his bedroom? :surrender: Wait. I don't think I want to know.

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