The cost of higher gasoline prices....

Woman Offers Sex for Gas, Stabs Man with Scissors

A 43-year-old woman apparently couldn't afford to pay for gas, so she offered a male acquaintance ____ ____ for money on Saturday, according to the Maricopa County Sherriff's Office.

However, things went wrong and Kelli Still stabbed the man in the face and chest with a pair of scissors.

Authorities arrived at the man's Mesa home after they were notified of an altercation. When deputies arrived, Still and the victim were covered in blood. Still suffered a partially severed finger.

Still, a Phoenix resident, was booked into Fourth Avenue Jail and charged with aggravated assault with a weapon.

http://ktar.com/?nid=6&sid=766083

Damn. Aint they buried James Brown yet?

EEEWWWWWWWW and he took her up on it??? What was he thinking,uh,never mind,dont answer that.Sounds like he got what was coming to him,and so did she.

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Originally Posted by nell67

EEEWWWWWWWW and he took her up on it??? What was he thinking,uh,never mind,dont answer that.Sounds like he got what was coming to him,and so did she.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...r/ImaPoser.gif I thought you'd like that one nell.

I just dont get it,if that was the pic of the woman....what the heck oh...never mind:eek::eek::eek:

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Originally Posted by nell67

I just dont get it,if that was the pic of the woman....what the heck oh...never mind:eek::eek::eek:

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I had exactly the same thought, if that was a woman I think I'd pay her to not have sex with me :D:D:D

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Originally Posted by trax

I had exactly the same thought, if that was a woman I think I'd pay her to not have sex with me :D:D:D

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Or close your eyes really really tight.

I'd tap that.

EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!:eek::eek:

When I first looked at the picture, I thought it was the guy! I'm with Nell on this one.
EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I was just kidding, I was just seeing how many would second quess there standards and think "if Bragg would tap that, maybe he's onto something here".

:D

Bragg - what happened? You get a pm asking about your standards? LMAO

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Originally Posted by BraggSurvivor

I was just kidding, I was just seeing how many would second quess there standards and think "if Bragg would tap that, maybe he's onto something here".

:D

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I think she is all yours Bragg!!!!!! Good luck,and hide all sharp pointy objects!:D

I find it interesting that only you nell and crash are the only ones who went "EEEWWWWWWW!

Everyone else is still thinking about it. :D

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Originally Posted by BraggSurvivor

I find it interesting that only you nell and crash are the only ones who went "EEEWWWWWWW!

Everyone else is still thinking about it. :D

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Guarantee you Trax isn't thinking about it:D

And I'm betting the others are seriously trying to not think about it

She is all yours.

no sam, i have to disapoint you there.
she is ugly, i agree.
as for the other issue: i do have a few cuties at home, thank you!

I can hear the guys excuse to the police now.....but officer I was drunk!

Geeeesh...you couldn't pay me enough to have sex with another women with her in the same room.:D sorry, now I have had two bad visions today.

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Originally Posted by Stony

no sam, i have to disapoint you there.
she is ugly, i agree.
as for the other issue: i do have a few cuties at home, thank you!

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Stony's house...where the men are men and the sheep are scared! :eek:

Sorry stony, no offense meant, I had to. Just goofing.:cool:

Come on boys, she's not that bad. You could do something with the hair and makeup, fill in that scar over her left eye, and put her in a nice pink poka dotted dress and high heels.

What da say, you guys in?

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Originally Posted by BraggSurvivor

Come on boys, she's not that bad. You could do something with the hair and makeup, fill in that scar over her left eye, and put her in a nice pink poka dotted dress and high heels.

What da say, you guys in?

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You first!

Good Lawd that is fugly

I think she wants a twinkie!

Bragg - no matter how much you dress it up.....

http://www.affordablehousinginstitut..._pig_small.jpg

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Originally Posted by BraggSurvivor

Come on boys, she's not that bad. You could do something with the hair and makeup, fill in that scar over her left eye, and put her in a nice pink poka dotted dress and high heels.

What da say, you guys in?

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Reminds me of Ron White talking about being in the navy.

You can google it, I guess.

Hey Alpine - with all of the kids that read the forum you may want to word that post a bit differently. .......and you spent entirely too much time on Hotel Street.

Sam you were a little nicer then what I was gonna say. Becuse I am thinking there ain't a lot of forks in that family tree.

two of the worst wankers making an atempt to insult me?
get real.

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Hey Alpine - with all of the kids that read the forum you may want to word that post a bit differently. .......and you spent entirely too much time on Hotel Street.

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Lol. Not me, bro. Ron White is a comedian. I just quoted the joke. but I removed the post as I guess it's really not proper to post here.

Didn't offend me, but with some younglins around. BTW there's alot of truth to the joke.

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Didn't offend me, but with some younglins around. BTW there's alot of truth to the joke.

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Size 13 pumps crash? ;)

Bragg....you've been peeking.:D:eek::eek::D

That pic will haunt me forever. Eww. Eww. Eww.

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Originally Posted by beerrunner13

Good Lawd that is fugly

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brevity is the soul of wit, beerrunner has said it all, is there any way to make this all go away

and hey Stoney, dude said he was kidding, don't get yer panties tied in a knot.

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