Originally Posted by
Rick
I've always thought the smelly candle industry was missing half their customer base. They make those candles smell like passion fruit and tooty fruity or guava (whatever that is). The guys would buy it if it smelled like a locker room, used motor oil, diesel exhaust or a boiled egg fa*t. ...... Don't give me that. You'd buy the boiled egg fa*t scent and you know you would. You'd burn it in the bedroom while your better half was taking a bath just to pi** her off and get a good laugh. The whole house would have that candle burning if the guys were coming over for card night.
Guys walking through back door.
"Oh, man. What is that?"
"Candle."
All laugh.
"Is that the new boiled egg fa*t?"
"Yeah, what do you think?"
"Rank, lacks sensitivity, cool. I like it."
all agree in background