Now we are Cooking............
http://money.cnn.com/2012/03/29/pf/d...source=cnn_bin
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Now we are Cooking............
http://money.cnn.com/2012/03/29/pf/d...source=cnn_bin
Heh, just what I need.
I took the liberty of writing you a profile. We'll need to work on the picture a bit.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...tr_793853f.jpg
I am a man of infinite curiosity at home in a black tie or jeans. A lover of gallantry, courage, compassion and humor. I am looking for a female.
I can imagine the some of the profiles and what prepper dudes are lookin for:
Am looking for a girl that is not afraid of getting lost in the woods, can gut a deer, hand drill a fire, patch a tent, pitch camp, forage for food, and shoot with great accuracy. Having own wilderness land with cabin and a 4 wheel drive truck is a big plus.
Must be slim, large chest, good lookin, and enjoy quiet times in the debris hut.
Things WildThang! You saved me time by writing my ad!!!!!:flowers:
SD, sounds like you and Star should hook up!
Who are you guys kidding? As long as she's breathing and in the same species that's all you care about.
..............Send pic's of the truck!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildthang
Well those are still good priorities. It's when they throw those last two out the window that you gotta worry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
I'm so hot.
I would imagine that in your case, lowering the thermostat would solve that.
When I read that I was thinking open the window. But, yeah, I'll go with lowering the thermostat. Of course, if Hunter had said that I'd call the Fire Department for him.
Well, yeah, been kinda qiute lately...around here....
Well here's pictures of the truck lol.
http://cloud9doula.files.wordpress.c...pg?w=420&h=315
http://cloud9doula.files.wordpress.c...pg?w=420&h=315
Oh come on. She's a bit rusty around the edges but dang if she don't plow up big *** hills in the snow!
The truck, or...?Quote:
Originally Posted by 1stimestar
I'll bet there are some homely people on that board! I wonder of they will have pictures of all the people looking for a mate?
More profile requirements:
-Must be able to walk and hike without walker or crutches.
-Must have at least 12 teeth.
-Must have own life alert system.
-Must be able to coexist peacefully with my dogs without scaring them.
-Must limit shopping trips to Wallmart to 1 per month.
-Alzeimers is a plus!
-False teeth a plus!
-Must be able to at least see door ways and large objects.
-Having good possum recipes will be heavily considered.
-Looking for women that does not drink beer, that's my job!
-Must weigh less than my truck!
-Social security check must be shared freely.
-Must be able to reload ammo at fast pace.
-Women with moustaches will not be considered!
The women on here are preppers, too. So I'm just gonna ease on out of here. I don't want to wind up collateral damage when they beat you to a bloody pulp.
Chicken:smartass: Wow some buddy you are! I was hoping you would have my back on that Rick!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Cluck, cluck, cluck. Yes, but I've seen it before. It's not gonna be pretty. Call 911 and make advance reservations.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildthang
Picky, picky, picky......
Well those are hypothetical requirements supposedly by the dating sites members, not mine. I am very picky by the way!Quote:
Originally Posted by hunter63
Wanted survivalist woman
must have land with house, 4X4 truck and firearms.
Send pics of land house 4X4 and firearms.
Lucky for you, your girlfriends aren't. :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildthang
Hey did ya see the ad for singles net?....LOL, must have keyed off the subject matter.....
Oh snap! I guess I walked right into that one!Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
I consider myself very fortunate to live in the area I inhabit.
In KY one can be a "prepper" and no one knows you are any different from the next guy!
4wd trucks are the norm
we have more guns than people already
living in the woods is everyones' dream
"vacation" mean living in a tent at the lake for two weeks
raising a garden and canning is an expected skill
skinning small game is one of the skills required for entry to kindergarten
If you have most of your own teeth, have a real job, and have never been arrested for a felony you go to the top of the list!
Only real problem is that many of the best looking women are "pickup truck selective" and will only date men that drive a certain brand or model truck. The real "hard core" Ky women are tractor brand selective.
First question on many dates is "How big is your tractor?"
Wow, sounds like those there Kaintucky womens sure have the important priorities all figured out!Quote:
Originally Posted by kyratshooter
Well, how big IS your tractor?Quote:
Originally Posted by kyratshooter
Hahaha sorry had to do it.
KY - You should set clothes washing abilities as a prerequisite. Tell those gals you'll show them your tractor if they'll show you their tubs.
It's not the size of the tractor, but rather how you plow the fields.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1stimestar
This chick must be from Kentucky, she even likes tractor tires?
http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/y...c79tractor.jpg
Holy Smokes that girl is beyond HOT!!! I don't know whether to open a tire shop or a tractor dealership!
Yeah, well......LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E
Now this is a hot tractor babe!
http://littlefarmyard.co.uk/upload/p...Trailer185.jpg
That looks very uncomfortable.
Well yes, there is that.Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Real teeth (mostly), check. Real job, check. No arrests, check. Wow, maybe I need to go "hunting" in Kentucky.Quote:
Originally Posted by kyratshooter
Standing on the ground, rater than on the wheel like that, would be more comfortable.....agreedQuote:
Originally Posted by 1stimestar
Wildthang - I edited your picture to something that might be more appropriate for a forum that has some youngins on it.