Someone start a thread about an entirely new topic, one we ain't talked about yet... don't ask me I'm asking you too. :D On wilderness survival, survival, or wilderness non-survival (oh that means ya die, sorry) ya get the hint.
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Someone start a thread about an entirely new topic, one we ain't talked about yet... don't ask me I'm asking you too. :D On wilderness survival, survival, or wilderness non-survival (oh that means ya die, sorry) ya get the hint.
Why in God's name would we use a wilderness survival forum to talk about wilderness survival? Puh-leeze, when we can have all these little mini-dramas and hash over one another's long forgotten childhood traumas that come out in our posts or discuss new and exciting recipes for....people? Come on now Beo...you aren't suggesting that's what we came here for are you?
OK, but it might not be a new subject here goes...
You're out doing minimalist camping and you just accidentally sliced your thigh open with your handy dandy new KaBar and you're leaking all over the place.
Or...a really angry squirrel just dropped a rock from 75 feet up a tree and clonked you on the head...
or....a wolverine just bit a chunk outta your butt...
in any case...wilderness first aid without a first aid kit...suggestions People?
Okay here goes....
Cut pant leg off and make a tourniquet, then keep the sliced chunk and spit on stick over open fire sautaing with the stuff leaking from me... lol... using vine make a prusik climber and pull myself up and kill said squirrel... lol... then spin around real fast using my cat like reflexes and thereby startling said wolverine and in the split second he freezes while stuned kick his ribs in with my steel boots thereby killing him, gut him and make a small cloak to keep me warm as I sit by the S.O.S I spelled out with his intestines... lol... WOW now that's wilderness survival... thanks Trax I needed that... lol... :D
Don't worry, I'm on it. Been busy with exams this week so I've been random-commenting here and there but next week you should see some nice new threads.
But to keep you awake 'til then:
"Rabid squirrels attack your tent, ripping and tearing, hoping to get at your cream filling. Only to realize you are not a twinky but are in fact sleeping in a elongated yellow tent. They begin to feel stupid and, as we all know, squirrels should never feel stupid. They pick up rocks and begin to construct a siege engine against your tent. ACHILLES!"
What do you do?
GRRRRRRRRRRRReat, thanks Mitch.
I send contra squirrels into their midst to sow seeds of discontent and mutiny. They start a whispered character assassination campaign against the lead squirrel calling his abilities as a general into question. While his troops waver I send in a crack commando group of lemmings on their left flank and and use my secret marten launcher to launch a nasty a##ed squirrel eating marten dead centre of their encampment.....I really should get back to work LOL...Quote:
Originally Posted by mitch.chesney
We got a female on here named Rabbid Squirrel trying to get my cream filling... lol... someone should've told me... lol... :D
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Originally Posted by Beowulf65
My friend, you are quite possibly the only person I know who should wear latex gloves while typing, ahem, perhaps a wilderness first aid thread might be a good idea...get your mind off other things, LMAO
Well I was wearing latex gloves but they kept getting stuck between the keys... lol... took them off and now I got twinkie cream everywhere... lol... and that thread is on the way.
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Originally Posted by Beowulf65
Oh gee ,beo!LMAO!!!
psst..best not to encourage him....lolQuote:
Originally Posted by nell67
LOL I hear ya!Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
Don't need much encouragment, just someone who likes twinkies :D lol... hee hee!
Not sayin a word:o!Quote:
Originally Posted by Beowulf65
Come on ya know its hard to resist :D Ya wanna saysomething... Nell... Owl Girl... :D
God,I hate to say this AGAIN! But spoken like a true man!!! LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by Beowulf65
Don’t look at me. Nell’s the one you made blush. Sorry nell couldn’t resist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beowulf65
You are supposed to be on MY side LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by owl_girl
But its good for ya.
Come on now, I'm good for ya... lol... :D ya both know that and this chat keeps ya young(ger) crap hope I didn't step in it.
that was almost deja vous there beo,either that or I am getting crossed eyes from all the reading LMAO!
Meaning ya wanna do this again... lol... just ask babe. :D
LOL! you funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Beowulf65
You like funny men, I can be real funny ;) ...psst don't tell Trax... ya know how pups get jealous... :D
YOu know what else pups get buddy? Luvvin...lots and lots of luvvin....heheheh...
Ohhh so you decided to return... hmmm.
P.S. I'm younger than you :D
Well apparently I have to keep an eye on you, LOL
Big bro's always watching (ya know in the states that perverted) lol
Wow now the guys are getting catty. Meow fft fft lol
Well I'm a Leo so its more of a roar
what a horrible thing to say to people who call themselves the wolfpack.
Yeah... what he said :D
Yeah, high five on that bro, guys don't get catty...or *****y before anyone throws that one out there!! Not real guys anyway:cool:
and those asterisks thingies (however you spell it ***<those things, used to rhyme with glitch
Hmmm a lion and a wolf…you know in a pack of wolves only the alpha wolf gets a mate and only one however a lion well…you know
I’m not trying to say anything, just a funny thought.
Guys just get the cat and take a nap... lol... :D
Ohhhh, ya like lions, we got lots of stamina ya know.... hours worth for hunt'n and snuggle'n ;)
and make lovely rugs
And in a pride we spread the wealth ;) Rrrrroar :D
And eat wolves for dinner...