Originally Posted by
Rick
I am officially declaring myself the "Greatest Successor" so Kimmy Jr. is out. I'm packing my bags but I won't leave until after the holidays. I have some house cleaning to do when I get over there, too. The first order of business is to get a tailor in there and whip up some suits. I'm pretty sure polyester went out in the '70s. And if Kimmy Jr wants to hang around that's fine but the boy has got to lose some weight, get a decent haircut and get outdoors. I figure he's been eatin' HoHo's and playin' video games so I've got my work cut out for me right there. He'll probably throw a little North Korean tantrum when I take the games away.
I'm puttin' a gate in the fence at the DMZ and a Kentucky Fried Chicken and a McDonalds just inside the barbed wire on our side. We need to get some shoppers in from the south to spend a few won. Then I can walk around handing people money saying, "Hey! You won!" and "You won two!". "Hey! You won three." That should make some friends.
I got big ideas for that country.