The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

...and Ken's a dummy.:tongue_smilie:

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"dummy?" :sneaky2: That word looks an awful lot like YOUR NAME!

Dang....I just thought about something.

We joke Ken about being "my cousin vinny".....

..what if his honey looks like Marissa Tomei?:drool:

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Originally Posted by Ken

"dummy?" :sneaky2: That word looks an awful lot like YOUR NAME!

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Stop dreamin', Ken. You're no me.:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Stop dreamin', Ken. You're no me.:sneaky2:

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Thank God! :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Pal334

When you wrote this line: "We'll see about that." , please share how many miles away she was? Mmmmmm?

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LOL....so, who wants to take bets, as to whether Ken ends up eating duck, or crow?:smash:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Loads of ways to fix that. Remove the fat before cooking, cut the grease with citrus juice, roast "beer can style"......

If you wanna' get a different sense of what duck can taste like, get yourself to a good Chinese Restaurant and order yourself some Peking Duck.

And then there's Duck L'Orange. :innocent:

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Did Ken just say that he's been peeking at some orange ducks?:blushing:

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09:31 PM Ken+ Searching Forums

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What the heck are you looking for.....your lost MOJO?:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

What the heck are you looking for.....your lost MOJO?:innocent:

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I had to let the dogs in and dry them off a bit. I believe that they think of me as the waiter, doorman, or towel-boy, depending on the circumstances. :innocent:

Anybody want to bet, that the ducks stay longer than his honey does?:innocent: LOL

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Originally Posted by Camp10

I'm with you! They are noisy and dirty.

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You talking about ducks, or lawyers?

I'm gonna have to start saving these, until Ken is logged on, and crash isn't.:innocent: LOL

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Originally Posted by Ken

I had to let the dogs in and dry them off a bit. I believe that they think of me as the waiter, doorman, or towel-boy, depending on the circumstances. :innocent:

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LOL...I feel your pain.:blushing:

Hey Ken....I see you just logged on. Are you done playing with the bush's, and painting your pole?:blushing:

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04:45 PM Ken+ Searching Forums

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Hahaha......Looking for good paint removers....or trying to see what is the best duck food?:innocent:

And just that quick, he's gone again.
I guess he found out what ducks eat, so now he's gone to feed them.:blushing:

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Originally Posted by Rick

Several customers were sitting in a barbershop when a kid crosses the street walking toward the shop.

"Hey fellas," said the barber with a smirk. "Here comes the world's dumbest kid. You just watch this."

The barber takes out a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other. The kid walks into the shop, looks at the barber, takes the two quarters and leaves.

"Whad I tell ya?" asked the barber with a laugh.

About an hour later one of the customers passes the boy, who is standing outside a candy shop.

"Say, son, I was at the barbershop this morning when you came in. Why did you take the two quarters and not the dollar?"

The kid turned to the man, "'Cause the minute I take that dollar, the game's over."

Never judge a book by its cover. That's what my momma always said.

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How long's 2dumb been cuttin' hair? :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

My Sweetie went out and picked up our 2 Ducks this morning while I broke my butt in the garden. :innocent: http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ad.php?t=11513

When she got there, there were 3 little ducks, not 2. Of course, she was worried that the 3rd. one would get lonely all by itself, so now we have 3 ducks.

I was talking to Sarge, :phone: and we were talking about how we name our pets. And then I looked at them ducks...............

There's a black one, a yellow one, and one that's both black and yellow. Nobody has any idea (yet) of what kinda' ducks they are. But they do need names, right? :idea:

The yellow one is really a loud little duck.

The black one just kept diving into this little pool we got for 'em.

The yellow and black one thinks it's the boss.
So............................ :innocent:

The yellow one is named Sarge. :)

The black one is named Crashdive. :)

And the yellow and black one is named Rick. :)

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Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him!:innocent: LOL

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him!:innocent: LOL

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10:00 PM crashdive123+ Moderating

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That didn't take long.:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him!:innocent: LOL

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Not quite. All that crap all over the duck-pen and in the duck pool.......... let's just say that we'll be callin' that stuff "2dumb." :sneaky2:

Honey, can you go outside and clean up the "2dumb?" :innocent:

Besides, "2dumb" is easier to pronounce than "klkak." :blushing:

Paralegal..........working for Ken.