The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

While it is true that we affectionately still call submarines boats, I do believe that 18,000 tons qualifies as a ship.

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So, the amount of crap, that Ken spews, would be considered a "ship" load?:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You'd better get busy, Ken....I've left you little notes, all over the forum. LOL:tongue_smilie:

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You MORON, all your little notes are right here. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

You MORON, all your little notes are right here. :sneaky2:

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Not all of them, but I think you've seen them all......you ignorant runt!:tongue_smilie:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Pffft! A Monte Cristo, is a three slice sammich, too.:sneaky2: LOL

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Did somebody say something? :innocent:

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Originally Posted by jc1234

...Im going to lose my mind...

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Move over and make some room, 2dumb. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I was at a friends house, one day, while he was cleaning some guns. (We had just returned from shooting.) I asked what he was using, and he told me "gas and motor oil.....'bout half and half." That's what his father had taught him to use. It's what his grandfather had used, also.

He was very sloppy with it, and used it to clean inside and out. When he finished, he just wiped the guns off with a semi dry rag.

I wanted to laugh, but I've seen some of his grandfathers guns, that he now has. They are in perfect condition. (Shrug.) :innocent:

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I don't believe it. There's no way you can have any friends. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

I don't believe it. There's no way you can have any friends. :sneaky2:

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Why are you acting surprised? I get along with almost everybody. Heck....I even get along with some yankees!:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

For my next phone, I'm thinking about one of these. LOL

http://www.jitterbug.com/

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2dumb! I've found the perfect cellphone provider for you. They already know all about you! :)

http://unitedheroes.net/phone/stupid_sprint.gif

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb! I've found the perfect cellphone provider for you. They already know all about you! :)

http://unitedheroes.net/phone/stupid_sprint.gif

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Pfft! If they really knew me,they'd Know I'm stupid!:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

Wearing his favorite shirt, the one with the arrow pointing up that says "I'm with stupid",

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This one? :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ine=1251850495
:stupid:

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Big fat lies!
by Ken

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Pretty much says it all.....don't it?!?!:innocent:LOL

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

From My Local Newspaper,

Time to start watching for venomous critters

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I thought this would be a warning about 2dumb's computer being back on-line. :innocent:

*I waited for Crash to log-off before I posted this*

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Time to start watching for venomous critters

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...used car salesmen, politicians, lawyers,....

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Originally Posted by Ken

*I waited for Crash to log-off before I posted this*

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Good survival tactic......Do what you can, to extend shelf life. LOL:tongue_smilie:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Good survival tactic......Do what you can, to extend shelf life. LOL:tongue_smilie:

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Hey 2dumb!

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/...-high-five.jpg

He's back. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Hey 2dumb!

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/...-high-five.jpg

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How did you know the actual size of my hand?:blushing:

(Now watch him go back, and shrink the picture.):sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

How did you know the actual size of my hand?:blushing:

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I naturally assumed it would be inversely proportional to your brain. :sneaky2:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...osion-Fire.jpg

I almost posted that once, Justin. And then I remember them danged ban buttons.......... :innocent: