O.K. Wolves...

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Originally Posted by Ken

The reference was to the SIZE of the job, not the nature of it.

Geeeze. Some urbane intellectual YOU turned out to be. :innocent:

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It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!

Pfffffffffffffft! It's like the Pentagon. Relatively short, but very long. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!

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YOU were the one who asked about size.

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Originally Posted by Ken

Pfffffffffffffft! It's like the Pentagon. Relatively short, but very long. :innocent:

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NASA is more my speed.
Stratosphere, my friend.

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Originally Posted by Ken

YOU were the one who asked about size.

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Not LITERALLY.

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

NASA is more my speed.
Stratosphere, my friend.

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Sounds like something else to me......... :innocent:

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithab...lack-holes.jpg

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

It would have to be a big enough job or I'm not wasting my time.

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Not LITERALLY.

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Huh?

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Dang it! I could have been a computer programmer? Shoot! I went after the art classes instead.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WsE6M_RjBI...x-Fadrawme.jpg

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Originally Posted by Ken

Huh?

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Now counselor, don't go simple on me.
Do you charge per pound or per hour?
Is a big case for you one where the heavier the client the more you get paid? If, yes, then I stand corrected.

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Originally Posted by Ken

Sounds like something else to me......... :innocent:

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithab...lack-holes.jpg

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Oh look...a photo of a lawyer's brain! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Sounds like something else to me......... :innocent:

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithab...lack-holes.jpg

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We're not back to balls, are we, cosmic or otherwise?

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

Oh look...a photo of a lawyer's brain! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

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That's right, Sarge. Just like a black hole. It absorbs everything - and only lets out what it wants to. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

No, it was "Shysters 'Я' Us!" Please get it straight, okay. :sneaky2:

Something in his life oughta' be "straight"...........

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I don't have a "lawyer computer," mine doesn't write backwards, ok? :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Now counselor, don't go simple on me.
Do you charge per pound or per hour?
Is a big case for you one where the heavier the client the more you get paid? If, yes, then I stand corrected.

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Depends on what I'm doing. If it helps, figure on about 3,600 "pounds" per hour. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

It absorbs everything - and only lets out what it wants to. :sneaky2:

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Like radiation?

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

I don't have a "lawyer computer," mine doesn't write backwards, ok? :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

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It would if you used a mirror. :innocent:

*That should occupy him and shut him up for the rest of the night*

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Originally Posted by Ken

Depends on what I'm doing. If it helps, figure on about 3,600 "pounds" per hour. :innocent:

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Sounds like something 2D does. He moves dirt for a living too.

You realize he just dragged the monitor into the bathroom.

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Like radiation?

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Think of it more in terms of heat and energy! :)

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Sounds like something 2D does. He moves dirt for a living too.

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I guess my post was like the sky - over your head. :innocent: