Very Interesting!

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Originally Posted by klkak

I only volunteered Ken cause he went to school to learn how to tell........um......stories.

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Facts. Just the facts, maam. Um, I mean klkak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JawdbAL7lg

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Originally Posted by Ken

I see. :sneaky2:, you want my secretary.

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Gender information requested, before I answer........Please:)

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Originally Posted by Sourdough

Gender information requested, before I answer........Please:)

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Female. A breathing one, too. :)

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Originally Posted by Ken

Facts. Just the facts, maam. Um, I mean klkak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JawdbAL7lg

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.....or.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpNgO...eature=related

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

.....or.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpNgO...eature=related

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Ha ha, Loved that movie :clap:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Female. A breathing one, too. :)

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Breathing, good, that's always a sign I look for in a person when I'm hiring.

Alright enough gum flap'n. Ken get to writing!

Man, am I slow to the party. I just finished reading the thread where klkak rats him out, and then this one. But, I am not surprised. I have seen the same behavior on other forums, and I am sure it isn't the first time on this one. So, is ken really a lawyer, or just pretending to live in Mass. Oh wait, he is telling the truth. Why would anyone want to make that up?

I have to wonder why this guy is being singled out? With some experience you 'll find a large perscentage of what you read online is pure crap. Who does not know that? Certainly those people that are full of crap should and there are a lot of those. It's kind of like politicians, they are all corrupt but if they get caught people seem shocked. It's the nature of the beast. I just find it curious.

That's just not true, AS. Information on the internet is generally accurate and factual. I read that on the internet.

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Originally Posted by Rick

That's just not true, AS. Information on the internet is generally accurate and factual. I read that on the internet.

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Do you have link to prove it?

AS, The thing with Nativedude, is that he was misleading members. And it became more and more extreme. There are waves of young dreamers who come here wanting to spend a year or a lifetime all alone in the wilderness. As an adult member of this forum I have a self imposed moral obligation to the young wilderness seekers. Not to squash their dream, but to nurture it's safe manifestation.

You just proved it yourself, ya goof. You said information on the internet is not factual. That means that what you just said is not true. Therefore, all information on the internet must be true. See? And I read it on the internet.

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Originally Posted by Rick

You just proved it yourself, ya goof. You said information on the internet is not factual. That means that what you just said is not true. Therefore, all information on the internet must be true. See? And I read it on the internet.

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Your reasoning and logic astound me. :smartass:

At least the info I put up on the interweb is true to my knowledge and experience... and I take pictures to prove it.:dots::mad:

I'd like to see a pic of someone jumping off a cliff that would otherwise break a leg, using an umbrella as a parachute. Every umbrella I've owned would fold out on itself on a small gust of wind. Never seen one that would double as a parachute in my whole life.:gimp:

call me out on that if you like, but I'd have to see pictures to believe that. I've been called out before on fire from rocks, so no hard feelings. just sayin.

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/IMZ...g_~bul0265.jpg

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart...es/mkon90l.jpg

http://glench.com/jump/114-jumpbrella.jpg

http://www.dreamstime.com/bikini-lad...umb3146271.jpg

http://weheartit.com/images/20090209164743.jpg

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/LIQ...vl0007b034.jpg

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Originally Posted by your_comforting_company

I'd like to see a pic of someone jumping off a cliff that would otherwise break a leg, using an umbrella as a parachute. Every umbrella I've owned would fold out on itself on a small gust of wind. Never seen one that would double as a parachute in my whole life.:gimp:

call me out on that if you like, but I'd have to see pictures to believe that. I've been called out before on fire from rocks, so no hard feelings. just sayin.

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It worked when I was 7 or 8, jumping off the roof of a friends Garage. Later in life I actually jumped out of Airplanes with a real parachute......... Just sayin', one thing MAY have lead to the other...........:innocent:

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Originally Posted by your_comforting_company

At least the info I put up on the interweb is true to my knowledge and experience... and I take pictures to prove it.:dots::mad:

I'd like to see a pic of someone jumping off a cliff that would otherwise break a leg, using an umbrella as a parachute. Every umbrella I've owned would fold out on itself on a small gust of wind. Never seen one that would double as a parachute in my whole life.:gimp:

call me out on that if you like, but I'd have to see pictures to believe that. I've been called out before on fire from rocks, so no hard feelings. just sayin.

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Mythbusters did a segment on this,, Only a HUGE umbrella slowed Buster down (a little)

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Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

Later in life I actually jumped out of Airplanes with a real parachute.........

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Earlier in life, I actually jumped out of an Airplane WITHOUT a parachute and survived without even a scratch.

Maybe that had something to do with the fact that the plane was on the ground. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

Mythbusters did a segment on this,, Only a HUGE umbrella slowed Buster down (a little)

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Now with all the high quality bull on this thread the the mythbusters maybe just a myth.
So I volunteer 2D on the umbrella and Rick, Crash, and Ken can evaluate the true outcome :innocent: